SeeingEyeCthulu: Hello Are you gay?
SeeingEyeCthulu: I'm gay. You should be gay. It's fun.
KoreanGuy187: hmm
KoreanGuy187: ive thought about it
KoreanGuy187: what are the advatages?
SeeingEyeCthulu: you get better sex
KoreanGuy187: butt sex always?
KoreanGuy187: i love butt secks
SeeingEyeCthulu: yeah
KoreanGuy187: well
KoreanGuy187: i'm still a bit skeptical
KoreanGuy187: what are the hours
SeeingEyeCthulu: 8-10, with bonus addon packs
SeeingEyeCthulu: trout-enabled first person controls
KoreanGuy187: well of course, i assumed that
SeeingEyeCthulu: you get a bonus of +1 charisma every day
KoreanGuy187: OMG LEIK IN TEH SIMS
SeeingEyeCthulu: the only downside is that you have to roll a saving throw for aids
KoreanGuy187: fuck
KoreanGuy187: i don't know
KoreanGuy187: ive had a pretty bad expirience with a maidget
KoreanGuy187: midget*
KoreanGuy187: and some butter
SeeingEyeCthulu: you get a +5 dildo of sex
KoreanGuy187: omgz i want a buttplug
SeeingEyeCthulu: buttplugs are optional, 10 gold pieces extra
KoreanGuy187: what about being a lesbian
KoreanGuy187: they have their own style of hair
KoreanGuy187: its super
SeeingEyeCthulu: yeah
SeeingEyeCthulu: that's an option too
SeeingEyeCthulu: i'm DMing though
KoreanGuy187: perpendicular midget smegma..
KoreanGuy187: i bet rosie o'donnel beats her wife
SeeingEyeCthulu: yeah man, she's a vicious beast
SeeingEyeCthulu: level 44
SeeingEyeCthulu: very resistant to physical attack
SeeingEyeCthulu: you need at least a +5 enchanted weapon to hurt her
SeeingEyeCthulu: so, you up for it?
KoreanGuy187: no
SeeingEyeCthulu:
KoreanGuy187: but
KoreanGuy187: i'm up for the butt sex
SeeingEyeCthulu: alright
SeeingEyeCthulu: go to
SeeingEyeCthulu: www.nightcharm.com
SeeingEyeCthulu: I'm gay. You should be gay. It's fun.
KoreanGuy187: hmm
KoreanGuy187: ive thought about it
KoreanGuy187: what are the advatages?
SeeingEyeCthulu: you get better sex
KoreanGuy187: butt sex always?
KoreanGuy187: i love butt secks
SeeingEyeCthulu: yeah
KoreanGuy187: well
KoreanGuy187: i'm still a bit skeptical
KoreanGuy187: what are the hours
SeeingEyeCthulu: 8-10, with bonus addon packs
SeeingEyeCthulu: trout-enabled first person controls
KoreanGuy187: well of course, i assumed that
SeeingEyeCthulu: you get a bonus of +1 charisma every day
KoreanGuy187: OMG LEIK IN TEH SIMS
SeeingEyeCthulu: the only downside is that you have to roll a saving throw for aids
KoreanGuy187: fuck
KoreanGuy187: i don't know
KoreanGuy187: ive had a pretty bad expirience with a maidget
KoreanGuy187: midget*
KoreanGuy187: and some butter
SeeingEyeCthulu: you get a +5 dildo of sex
KoreanGuy187: omgz i want a buttplug
SeeingEyeCthulu: buttplugs are optional, 10 gold pieces extra
KoreanGuy187: what about being a lesbian
KoreanGuy187: they have their own style of hair
KoreanGuy187: its super
SeeingEyeCthulu: yeah
SeeingEyeCthulu: that's an option too
SeeingEyeCthulu: i'm DMing though
KoreanGuy187: perpendicular midget smegma..
KoreanGuy187: i bet rosie o'donnel beats her wife
SeeingEyeCthulu: yeah man, she's a vicious beast
SeeingEyeCthulu: level 44
SeeingEyeCthulu: very resistant to physical attack
SeeingEyeCthulu: you need at least a +5 enchanted weapon to hurt her
SeeingEyeCthulu: so, you up for it?
KoreanGuy187: no
SeeingEyeCthulu:

KoreanGuy187: but
KoreanGuy187: i'm up for the butt sex
SeeingEyeCthulu: alright
SeeingEyeCthulu: go to
SeeingEyeCthulu: www.nightcharm.com




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