Haha. Funny AIM convo.

[Moogy]

Smilenmike28: Hello Are you there?
SeeingEyeCthulu: yes.
Smilenmike28: do u got winter v2
SeeingEyeCthulu: www.tsukuru.net/moogy_winter.zip
Smilenmike28: and uber rave, payton v2, pledge, and blur
SeeingEyeCthulu: walter payton is dead
Smilenmike28: what do u mean
SeeingEyeCthulu: you cannot invade my hoard! achtung! the fish shall seize the days, and the ground and sky shall be one!
Smilenmike28: no do u have those simfiles?
SeeingEyeCthulu: maybe. what would you do if i did? maybe they don't really exist. maybe you don't really exist. ever think of that?
Smilenmike28: ummm
Smilenmike28: ok?
Smilenmike28: if i can have those songs
SeeingEyeCthulu: ok is a logical fallacy. it is true and false, but that cannot happen. the fish are telling me this.
SeeingEyeCthulu: a tin roof is not a toy.
Smilenmike28: i dont get what ur talkin about
SeeingEyeCthulu: you cannot hope to comprehend the olympic spirit. my dogma is one.
Smilenmike28: speak ENGLISH
SeeingEyeCthulu: english? what is english?
SeeingEyeCthulu: me too so think that yep
SeeingEyeCthulu: are you into yaoi?
Smilenmike28: what is yaoi
SeeingEyeCthulu: hot gay sex manga. i read them all the time.
Smilenmike28: ur gay?
SeeingEyeCthulu: maybe.
Smilenmike28: oh hell no
SeeingEyeCthulu: i'm a girl.
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There would have been more if he weren't a homophobe. >_>

[Kilgamayan]

HOMOPHOBE
STICKS
TO
MAGNET

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

LOLOLLOALDOZLX

STICKY.

K.

[VxDx]

OMG OMG OMG HILARIOUS KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEKEEEE

[Omeganitros]

EVILBEAN! GET BACK INTO BUSINESS AND MAKE MORE CONVOS LIKE YOU USED TO!

[banditcom]

Wow...

[Moogy]

SeeingEyeCthulu: Hello Are you gay?
StopDropAndDi: No.
SeeingEyeCthulu: you should be.
StopDropAndDi: Why?
SeeingEyeCthulu: OMG HOT GAY SEX WWW.NIGHTCHARM.COM
SeeingEyeCthulu: HOT
SeeingEyeCthulu: XXX
SeeingEyeCthulu: YAOI
SeeingEyeCthulu: ACTION
SeeingEyeCthulu: OMG
* SEEINGEYECTHULU CUMS

Then I blocked him.

[SlankyDaManky]

"rofl"

[Moogy]

[18:48] banditcom: omg i can't believe you know a gay porn site
[18:48] SeeingEyeCthulu: <_< >_>

Then...

[18:51] banditcom: god dammit i clicked on that link on accident in your post

[banditcom]

Post more rofflewaffles!!1!

EDIT: ROFLOMG

[netty400]

OMG CHEESE

[Squeek]

Oh, so that's who IMd me. Interesting. You suck.

Seeing as some random user just asks random questions then posts a link to a random site, I felt gullible enough to go there. Much to my horror it was a bad website. I cursed the day I received this Instant Message (/Sarcasm) (note: Inputted /sarcasm because there are many people who could be known as "DENSE")

~Squeek (Stop Drop and Di)

[scorpio1690]

Moogy.... You suck at these.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

IAMTHEEVILBEAN:Hi
IAMTHEEVILBEAN:Hi


TEE HEE TEE HEE

[Moogy]

SeeingEyeCthulu: Hey.
Moogy: Hey.
SeeingEyeCthulu: What's up?
Moogy: What's up?
SeeingEyeCthulu: Oh, nothing much.
Moogy: Oh, nothing much.
SeeingEyeCthulu: That's cool.
Moogy: That's cool.
SeeingEyeCthulu: So... you doing anything tonight?
Moogy: So... you doing anything tonight?
SeeingEyeCthulu: OMG FAGGOT
Moogy: OMG FAGGOT
SeeingEyeCthulu: BLOCKED
Moogy: BLOCKED
SeeingEyeCthulu:
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