Create a Battle-Cry

[scorpio1690]

Stalking along the tundra, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Scorpio1690! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to smack you so utterly, Buddha will explode!!"

[alainbryden]

mine rules:

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the plains! It is Horseman, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!!"

[djserwek]

djserwek trudges along the ground towards the victim reciting

"im gonna beat the hell out of you and leave you for dead until you smell like a**...or foot... or a foot lodged deep deep deep up inside an a**"

[SephirothFF7]

Zang! Who is that, skulking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is SephirothFF7, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts ominously:

"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

[Jam930]

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

[caley_laing]

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

Ok..wow, that was a distressing endeavor

[Hamsterbeat]

User Name:Standing upon a old japanese shrine long blue hair flowing, the reflection of the moon shows the higher half of his face, Eyes glaring with a brillant Flame......

"Remeber me when you see the moon..............."

Real Name:trotting out along the desert, wooden grave marker sword along the shouldersthe head lifts up slowly showing a demonic eye between the flowing brown hair..

"so.......you still want to take me on.................."

[Lupin_the_3rd]

For those who know me in real life:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the cliffs! It is Mr. Miyagi, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts mightily:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"

For the sake of FFR:

Sprinting through the candy store, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Lupin The 3rd! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

[Jam930]

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

Ok..wow, that was a distressing endeavor

thankyou,

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia actually means "fear of long words"...

[fusi0n]

"Who is that?"
"That's the insane kid with cancer across the street."
"Is he carrying a wiffle ball?"
"Yeah."

"I am going to kill you so fast that it will be completely painless!"

[Kenzya]

Hark! Who is that, stalking out of the freeway! It is Kenzya, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you with such wanton cruelty, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

[Treffpunkt]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the tarmac! It is Treffpunkt, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"

[Darkmage136]

Chinese name:
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the plains! It is _______, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to **** you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"
^^^^
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FFR name:
Zang! Who is that, prowling over the hotel lobby! It is Darkmage136, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams vengefully:

"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until everything has croaked!!!"

[evilbutterfly]

as eb:
Striding out of the tundra, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Evilbutterfly! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf * !!"


as dl, my other username:
Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is Diablo Loco, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you're a parapalegic, then make toast!!!"


with my real name:
Sprinting through the tarmac, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Noah! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"


i'm not sure which i like best

[1-4-4]

Lo! Who is that, running on the mini-mall parking lot! It is 1-4-4, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows apocalyptically:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"