Create a Battle-Cry

[Laharl]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the mountains! It is Sandman, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries mightily:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path faster than the super-flu!!!"

Err... for FFR, I guess I should change the name I enter.

Sprinting across the cliffs, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Laharl! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"

[Moogy]

Prowling on the mountains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Moogy! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to smack you so badly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

[plasmix]

Sprinting through the hotel lobby, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Plasmix! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to smash you until you shit molton lava, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

[tristia]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Tristia, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you beyond your expiration date!!"

[DaynieBurger]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the desert! It is DaynieBurger, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"

Haha, watch out for those pitas.

[Anticrombie0909]

I have the best freaking one.

"Rampaging out of the cliffs, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Anticrombie0909! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

[QreepyBORIS]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the candy store! It is QreepyBORIS, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!"


...What the shit?

[RenmazuoGK]

Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the hotel lobby! It is RenmazuoGK, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars ominously:

"I'm seriously going to flog you into the danger zone!!!"

[VxDx]

all I thought of when I saw this topic was,

Let me see your war face!
Sir?
Your war face! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a war face!

[Kefit]

Hark! Who is that, running through the freeway! It is Kefit, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries ominously:

"I'm seriously going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

[ananana]

Skulking over the mountains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Ana! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!" 8)

[Cyborg_Mermaid]

FFR Name
Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Cyborg_Mermaid, hands clutching a mighty sword! She roars vengefully:

"I'm going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

Real Name
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Liza, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She cries gutterally:

"I'm going to torment you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

[RobbyZero]

Zang! Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is HolyBlank, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

[Chromer]

Oh Ho! Who is the lone figure who mysterious silouette paints the pale Moon? It is Chromer, cluthching the almighty sword of n00b Slaughter and Chaos! He Screams
Distastefully:

"I'm Gonna Whup you like a Red Headed Stepchild from Cinderella Biooootch!"

[RobbyZero]

"I'm Gonna Whup you like a Red Headed Stepchild from Cinderella Biooootch!"

Rofl nice!