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  • Quigly
    nah
    • Jan 2008
    • 3506
    #16
    Re: Chuck Norris

    nah

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      • DotKritic
        Forum User
        • Jun 2009
        • 2974
        #17
        Re: Chuck Norris

        Chuck Norris and Billy Mays once had a beard-off. The winner was to get a bucket of OxiClean, and the loser's penalty was to perform in an ultra-neocon radio show.

        Billy Mays once sold pain to Chuck Norris.

        FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004
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          • alexdestructions
            FFR Player
            • Sep 2007
            • 1757
            #18
            Re: Chuck Norris

            Originally posted by ddrmaxextreme2
            When you open a can of whup ass, Chuck Norris comes out

            People Post SOMETHING related to the thread.
            Too bad Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore.

            P.S. Nice triple post.
            Originally posted by who_cares973
            playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.
            Originally posted by xferrarix
            actually i go under 1.2 million dollar funding to figure out whos bs in stepmania. i analyze the score using super bs technology along with buying thousand dollar cameras to understand bsing methods further. but thanks you were close!

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              • OniYoshi
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2009
                • 45
                #19
                Re: Chuck Norris

                cool story. and like the law of the universe says, nobody, I mean nobody, would survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick!



                Level me up!!Or I'll feed you a bagel.

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                  • jugglinguy
                    Use me as a porta-potty
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 4319
                    #20
                    Re: Chuck Norris

                    Anyone who thinks Chuck Norris jokes are still funny deserves to be banned for UUAness
                    Originally posted by Jem
                    Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                    You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                      • ~HentaiXXX~
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 2955
                        #21
                        Re: Chuck Norris

                        I've always thought Chuck Norris sucked, and I still do...why am I posting in this thread?

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                          • MarukuAntoni
                            mmmMMMmmm
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 521
                            #22
                            Re: Chuck Norris

                            anyone who makes chuck norris jokes is not straight.
                            IF I CAN CLIMB A TREE, I CAN CLIMB MT EVEREST. IF I CAN DRIVE A CAR, I CAN PILOT A SPACE SHUTTLE. IF I CAN PEE, I CAN BE THE PRESIDENT. IF I CAN POO, I CAN RULE THE WORLD!

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                              • Grandiagod
                                FFR Player
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 6122
                                #23
                                Re: Chuck Norris

                                what a witty and scathing comment.
                                He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                                  • Crashfan3
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 2937
                                    #24
                                    Re: Chuck Norris

                                    I'm posting in a Chuck Norris thread.

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                                      • MrRubix
                                        FFR Player
                                        • May 2026
                                        • 8340
                                        #25
                                        Re: Chuck Norris



                                        NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YOU.

                                        Looks like Chuck Norris is just a big pussy! Oh well!

                                        </meme>
                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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                                          • ~HentaiXXX~
                                            Banned
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 2955
                                            #26
                                            Re: Chuck Norris

                                            Remember Bruce Lee KILLED Chuck Norris in "Way of the Dragon"?


                                            what now? WHAT NOW?!

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                                              • SpammyMcSquirrel
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Apr 2008
                                                • 816
                                                #27
                                                Re: Chuck Norris

                                                Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
                                                Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.
                                                Chuck Norris won't suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
                                                Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.
                                                Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.
                                                When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.
                                                Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.
                                                Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

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                                                  • Psychotik
                                                    Heckin' Cute
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 1726
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Chuck Norris

                                                    ?_?
                                                    Check out my Speedruns
                                                    Originally posted by TEEX
                                                    I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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                                                      • ? 3?
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 69
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Chuck Norris

                                                        ? 3?

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                                                          • Bill Kaulitz
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Jan 2009
                                                            • 467
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Chuck Norris

                                                            It's kind of old now. The whole Chuck Norris thing. Sometimes it's funny, but it's just really out done now.


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