In an attempt to create a very random thread that will hopefully put a stop to bieng bored I have created this thread. Post what ever here just keep it interesting to some extent.
One time Ozzy Ozbourne bit the head off of a bat, Not to be outdone Chuck Norris bit the head off of batman.
Chuck Norris once spent an hour eating ten 10 pound steaks. he spent the first 45 minutes of that hour having sex with his waitress.
chuck norris remembers the alamo and he isn't too happy about it.
a good way to tell if you are about to be attacked by chuck norris is to notice the music becoming more intense. You might also see ninjas scoping you out from behind trees and on roofs. Death is certain at this point.
when chuck norris answers the phone, he just says "go" This is not permission for you to begin speaking. It is your cue to start running for your life.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that chuck norris's PC will crash.
The Black-Eyed Peas were simply known as the peas until they crossed paths with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does NOT wear a cup, he wears a barrel.
When Chuck Norris gives the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck norris does not leave messages, He leaves warnings.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later that nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history
Chuck norris once won a staring contest with medusa. and won.
Thats's all I have for now. oh yeah and transformers related.
Chuck Norris drives optimus Prime to work.
One time Ozzy Ozbourne bit the head off of a bat, Not to be outdone Chuck Norris bit the head off of batman.
Chuck Norris once spent an hour eating ten 10 pound steaks. he spent the first 45 minutes of that hour having sex with his waitress.
chuck norris remembers the alamo and he isn't too happy about it.
a good way to tell if you are about to be attacked by chuck norris is to notice the music becoming more intense. You might also see ninjas scoping you out from behind trees and on roofs. Death is certain at this point.
when chuck norris answers the phone, he just says "go" This is not permission for you to begin speaking. It is your cue to start running for your life.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that chuck norris's PC will crash.
The Black-Eyed Peas were simply known as the peas until they crossed paths with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does NOT wear a cup, he wears a barrel.
When Chuck Norris gives the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck norris does not leave messages, He leaves warnings.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later that nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history
Chuck norris once won a staring contest with medusa. and won.
Thats's all I have for now. oh yeah and transformers related.
Chuck Norris drives optimus Prime to work.
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