Re: I almost swallowed a nail
Honestly, if I ever encountered metal in my food, I'd be pulling out the Legality Guns.
Honestly, if I ever encountered metal in my food, I'd be pulling out the Legality Guns.
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I've never bitten into anything abnormal. Like, I've never been the reciever. But, I've put stuff in food. We have there uber small pizzas at my school in the store for like 3 bucks or something. I took an old condom from my walet and took it out of the wrapper and put it in one of the pizza boxes. I remember the bitch that bought it went ape **** lol. It was hilarious. But, no, I've never bit into anything. At least anything distinguishable as being abnormal.
Not really off topic, but a little I guess, you know what I hate? How people say bull **** about biting into stuff at McDonald's. I work at McDonald's. It's not the best job in the world, but the pay is decent and the people are great (it's just the job itself that sucks so bad). Many of you guys have eaten at a McDonald's. I've done everything there that involves the food. I've cooked it, assembled it, packaged it, inspected it, thrown it away, everything. And for a while now. I've never once found something in the food OR the drinks. Everyone just thinks they're cool to say they ate something nasty at a big franchise like McDonald's that it disses the big money cooperations. And the story sounds cool. All people ever believe is what interests them the most. So, someone says they eat an eye ball in a burger and the masses are like OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THAT'S SO WEIRD IT HAS TO BE TRUE! Yeah. I hate that ****.
/rant and-or discuss
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Oh good, lol. I was scrolling down the page and saw I'd been quoted and thought to myself "oh here we go, an argument," lol. But, yeah. I'm glad to here someone else sees that. Makilaz works there too and says the same thing.
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Re: I almost swallowed a nail
I would have called the police. They almost killed you.Originally posted by Tater Tot
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I've heard more stories of insects (mainly worms) and dangerous substances being found in food than scraps of metal. I remember that my elementary school teacher once opened a bar of chocolate and found worms on it. She complained and received a coupon for a free bar of chocolate..though of course, she probably lost her affinity for the company's products.
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Worms in chocolate? I love it! I'm gonna try some.
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THE HORRROR.
Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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Oh man, now I need to go make some worms in dirt. I haven't had that since like second grade.Comment
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Oddly delicious, isn't it?.
Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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