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  • rsr2
    Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
    • Oct 2004
    • 1384

    #1

    I almost swallowed a nail

    Pretty much the day was going normal. I went to play Magic the Gathering in a tourney and we went to celebrate on how well everyone did. Me and three sat down at this restaurant called La Senoritas which is everyone's (in the group) favorite Mexican restaurant. So we sit down and started to eat. I ordered two burritos. Ate the first one just fine. Half way through the second burrito I took a big chunk of it and started to eat it. Right when I bit into it, there was this hook looking nail like something you hang stuff from the ceiling but very small and I almost swallowed it. (Pic coming soon)

    Pretty much I asked to speak to the manager. She said we will pay for your dental bill and we will give you a free meal next time you come in. But the retarded thing was I still had to pay for the meal that almost killed me.

    So my question is, has anyone had this problem in the past. I'm not talking about hair because that happens a lot. So anyone have this bizarre of a problem?
    Originally posted by MrGiggles
    "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."
  • OrganisM
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    #2
    Re: I almost swallowed a nail

    My friend's girlfriend had been having a bad few weeks. She'd gotten laid off because of the terrible economy, got incredibly sick and started dropping about a pound a day, and was having a bunch of other really great problems.

    So, one afternoon, she decided she'd order some pizza because she was so lethargic and couldn't get up from being sick, and when she got the pizza and bit into it, there was shrapnel in it, and it chipped a tooth. Yippee.
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    • GG_Guru
      Let em' do what they want
      • Mar 2006
      • 3219

      #3
      Re: I almost swallowed a nail

      That really sucks dude. Manager should get his food prospected by the health inspector.

      I had something similar but it wasn't really a big deal. Was chowing down some of the leftover pasta mom made me and as I took a bite I felt something hard and crunchy in the back of my teeth then spit it out and realized it was the lead from my mechanical pencil.

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      • robertsona
        missa in h-moll
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Dec 2006
        • 3997

        #4
        Re: I almost swallowed a nail

        My brother was drinking some water and in the ice was glass. lol.

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        • robertsona
          missa in h-moll
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Dec 2006
          • 3997

          #5
          Re: I almost swallowed a nail

          My brother was drinking some water and in the ice was glass. lol.

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          • Psychotik
            Heckin' Cute
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jan 2008
            • 1726

            #6
            Re: I almost swallowed a nail

            One of my friends went to McDonalds and he found a chunck of metal in his burger.
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            • bmah
              shots FIRED
              Profile Moderator
              FFR Simfile Author
              Global Moderator
              • Oct 2003
              • 8448

              #7
              Re: I almost swallowed a nail

              Your nail story reminds me of a Pippi Longstocking episode where she eats (candy) nails in her soup.

              Anyways, I found a pebble in a spaghetti dish before. Good thing I spotted the pebble pretty easily.

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              • funmonkey54
                The Chill Keeper
                • Oct 2007
                • 4127

                #8
                Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                I found a band-aid in the little cup of sauce I asked for at Bob Evans. The sauce was red, so I still don't know if it was used.

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                • x After Dawn x
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1613

                  #9
                  Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                  My sister's gym teacher found a beak in one of her chicken nuggets at McDonald's years ago. This was before they switched to "white meat", though; I think this was about 5-6 years ago.
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                  • customstuff
                    ♥C.S. + A.M.♥
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4892

                    #10
                    Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                    Originally posted by x After Dawn x
                    My sister's gym teacher found a beak in one of her chicken nuggets at McDonald's years ago. This was before they switched to "white meat", though; I think this was about 5-6 years ago.
                    Wow, that's pretty gross. I found a worm in my brocolli(sp?) once XD

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                    • Quigly
                      nah
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 3506

                      #11
                      Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                      The old 'there's a fly in my soup' ordeal happened to me a few years back. Bastard ruined my clam chowder. =(
                      nah

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                      • funmonkey54
                        The Chill Keeper
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 4127

                        #12
                        Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                        Holy crap. I forgot to say this incident too!
                        I found a maggot in my school mashed potatoes last year.
                        BLEGH!
                        We almost sued, but I took the school's offer of Educational Disciplinary Immunity.
                        I can't get in trouble!
                        But I don't cause trouble anyways.
                        Last edited by funmonkey54; 02-9-2009, 02:56 PM.

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                        • Shadowcliff
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 695

                          #13
                          Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                          You should have sued if you're not a troublemaker anyways.
                          The most that's happened to me was that there was still a bone in a chicken patty at school, but it wasn't a big deal...

                          (it is sued , btw. not sewed.)

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                          • XblazzedX
                            Cyan
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 55

                            #14
                            Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                            I found a piece of a broken plate in my refried beans at a Mexican restaurant once.

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                            • nuclearsamurai
                              huehuehue
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1211

                              #15
                              Re: I almost swallowed a nail

                              Originally posted by x After Dawn x
                              My sister's gym teacher found a beak in one of her chicken nuggets at McDonald's years ago. This was before they switched to "white meat", though; I think this was about 5-6 years ago.
                              Yeah, I had something like this happen to me.

                              Only thing is, I never knew what it was. It was just round and hard.

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