WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!!

[Master Hakuoh9872]

Don't lie.

Everybody in the world and their grandma already know the term.
Pokemon has been a long going fad in the U.S. for years and years.
Sure, I'm happy the series has gotten so far, but...

Its become a stinkin turd of crap, if ya know what I mean.


I mean, ever since PKMN Ruby-Sapphire, the anime has killed the good
rep the old series had. Do ya ever notice that during each and every frickin
battle, somebody's gotta spat some nonsense about a straegy or what Ash
is doing or something really unecessary. Then there's the cutey cute lovey
dovey aspect of the series. It's gone up by 100,000% percent! The
majority of episodes from Hoenn to Sinnoh are almost ALL about the peace
and love and justice and BULLCRAP!! What happened to hyper beams and explosions and psychic attacks and KICKIN ASS!!?!
[Did I mention kickin ass?] That was what I loved about pokemon..but then it got all cutesy and harmless on me, with characters like May and Max and Dawn! I think I'm gonna puke, mon...*gulp* Its not that I hate what it is, I hate what its
become. Paul is probably the best thing that coulda happened to pokemon, being so cruel and stuff. He adds a new flavor to the anime it was severely lacking in. Still, there's barely a battle where somebody on the sidelines is yapping, there's like a hundred crime syndicates in each region besides team rocket, and wtf is with Pokemon Contests anyway?! That's just like a dog show, but with pokemon! Auuuugghh!!!!

And the Pokemon in general? Big letdown there! I admit, some of them from Hoenn were pretty cool (like Chimchar and Groudon), but in Sinnoh? Only a handful of those guys made my list! When Diamond and Pearl came out, we were given a bunch of Pokemon Rejects straight outta Japan! What a rip!!
I really prefer the Gold-Silver-Crystal saga. At least there I was allowed to kick ass without a permit! I did love the Ruby-Sapphire double battle system [even if the battle music was questionable], but it wasn't the same game I loved to use my Pikachu as bait for an attack from a gym leader bfore I whipped out my LV. 100 Lugia and slammed them with Aurora Beam, y'know?

I'm a Kanto/Johto+Team Rocket Lover all the way, baby!! And don't u forget it!! And Team Galactic can kiss my ass!! W0000t!!

[championanwar]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part One of Two)

Truthally, I disagree with you. I still watch pokemon at times and yeah I understand it has been watered down quite a bit but it's still pretty good - They may have done that to appeal to the younger audiences aswell. There were some bits in yoru text I didn't seem to get but I'm not going to dwell on that.

To be honest, you're arguements wern't really strong enough to sway me. Also, look at that pic, it's obvious that is not a pokemon cartridge XD.

[Master Hakuoh9872]

WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

Remeber in Part One when I mentioned the crime syndicates?
Y'know, there's like 5 syndicates out there..and yet not one of
those guys have ever accomplished their goal of taking over the
world?

Team Rocket

The #1 Pokemon Crime Syndicate, and my favorite. Just by putting
on a black T-shirt with an R on it, some black pants, a pair of old boots,
and a fancy cap on yo head, you'll resemble the infamous Team Rocket.
They were the best of the best cause they had a superior leader and
showed up in Pkmn Red, Blue, Silver, Gold, not to mention FireRed and
LeafGreen. But according to wiki, they got annihilated by the Trainer
protagonist in GSC and never came back. Because of this crappy ending,
we're stuck with the following faggets:

Team Aqua and Magma

a.k.a. Team Crips and Team Bloods They played such a minor role in the
games, I honestly forgot they existed...

Team Cipher [Pkmn Colosseum]

Some retards who really thought they were badass. Like Team Snagem,
they were just morons led by some kinda Pokemon Reject guy.

Team Galactic

Team Galactic? [u gotta be kidding me!] More like, Team Emo....
I never played Diamond-Pearl, but using wiki I read about their goals.
They think the only way to rule the world is to literally NUKE everybody
on it first. Who the @#$% thought that was a good idea!? With 3
leaders, ya think they coulda been smart enough to think of a way to
conquer the world w/o destroying us all! Guess not. And those outfits
are 1% percent Teflon, 99% percent Gay. Fact.

And did I mention there's this game on the DS preceding Diamond-Pearl,
Pkmn Platinum? OMG MAKE IT STOP!! The world will suffocate under the
iron fisted rule of Pokemon merchandise! Is this the end of life as we know it?
Is it....? [ROTFLOLx's 100,000]

Ok, that's the end of my rant.
And thanx for taking the time to read this.
Whether u hate me for hating pkmn or not, I don't really care.

ps. for those who do hate me, you can go kiss assphalt and eat ninetailXD
for those who applaud me, please stop clapping and throw money$_$

[Nullifidian]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

There really was no need to post this in 2 threads

And who would have thought pokemon could cause such a rage.

[Master Hakuoh9872]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part One of Two)

To be honest, you're arguements wern't really strong enough to sway me. Also, look at that pic, it's obvious that is not a pokemon cartridge XD.

Maybe u need to take another look at the past two theme songs from
the anime, the names the anime has dubbed itself [like Pokemon DP
Battle Dimension], and the way Brock doesn't oogle as many hot
babes like he used to in Pkmn Johto! Plus, have do you know how many
episodes that goofy version of Team Rocket [Jessie/James/Meowth]
have been in? I love the motto, but their costumes still suck!

p.s. there's yo catridge! I googled it easy. What now, mon?

[Svaz]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

/r/ing merging of topics

[welsh_girl]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

Do you really like Pokemon or something ?

[championanwar]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part One of Two)

So what, people are going to stay the same everday? The plot gradually changes, just like most shows, there is really no need to go nuts over it.

[Sgtzombie.]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part One of Two)

Gotta' catch 'em all, STDS!... err. I mean pokemon..

[Sgtzombie.]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

To protect the world from devastation...

[nuclearsamurai]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

To protect the world from devastation...

...to unite all peoples within our nation.

[Hwscottsmcgram]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

...to unite all peoples within our nation.

Damnit... I used to have this memorized, but i can't remeber it ;_;
Anyway, I remeber having my room being like a shrine of pikachu, I had like all the cards, then when i turned 13...I just gave it all up, sold it in a garage sale, and bought an xbox >.<

[championanwar]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

What I read was just shocking.

[Master Hakuoh9872]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

Do you really like Pokemon or something ?

Maybe I should explain it to you [and for others with small brains..]

I'm a used-to-be fan of Pokemon. I woulda kept loving the stuff
forever if it wasn't for my game in pkmn silver corrupting on me.
I played that damned game for hours on end for 3 years, and it
deletes itself. I'd also beaten Pkmn Ruby, beat the game, beat Team
Aqua and captured Groudon, and unlocked almost every secret in the
game.

Yeah, I was THAT much of a Pokefan....I hate it now cause it just doesn't
stop. The games continue to grow, the series are dumbed down each
season for the kiddies, and no matter how hard I try, I can't erase the
info I already know about Pokemon [like knowing the evolved forms of 150
pokemon off head and being able to recite each one].

Get it now?

[Hwscottsmcgram]

Re: WTFUPPokeHatefest!?!! (Part Two of Two)

Maybe I should explain it to you [and for others with small brains..]

I'm a used-to-be fan of Pokemon. I woulda kept loving the stuff
forever if it wasn't for my game in pkmn silver corrupting on me.
I played that damned game for hours on end for 3 years, and it
deletes itself. I'd also beaten Pkmn Ruby, beat the game, beat Team
Aqua and captured Groudon, and unlocked almost every secret in the
game.

Yeah, I was THAT much of a Pokefan....I hate it now cause it just doesn't
stop. The games continue to grow, the series are dumbed down each
season for the kiddies, and no matter how hard I try, I can't erase the
info I already know about Pokemon [like knowing the evolved forms of 150
pokemon off head and being able to recite each one].

Get it now?

I completely get where you're coming from, actually I agree with you...
hmm..wait...forget it, I love you, marry me