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  • Grandiagod
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2004
    • 6122

    #1

    Help, oh god please help

    I can't remember the name of an author, like he wrote a story about an arabian city and cats.

    He wrote a lot of stories based on his dreams, he's famous for his nightmarish dreamscapes.

    His books now have pictures of impaled bodies on the covers.

    Hes not a recent author, he's famous and been dead for while

    I know this but it's driving me ****ing insane oh god.
    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny
  • igotrhythm
    Fractals!
    • Sep 2004
    • 6535

    #2
    Re: Help, oh god please help

    Sorry man, literature was never my area of expertise. :/
    Originally posted by thesunfan
    I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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    • MalReynolds
      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
      • Sep 2003
      • 6571

      #3
      Re: Help, oh god please help

      Aladin.
      "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

      "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


      My new novel:

      Maledictions: The Offering.

      Now in Paperback!

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      • JKPolk
        tool
        • Aug 2003
        • 3737

        #4
        Re: Help, oh god please help

        jk rowling

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        • tha Guardians
          MCDC 2011
          • Nov 2006
          • 1680

          #5
          Re: Help, oh god please help

          Adolf Hitler

          Originally posted by sonic-fast-fingers
          can someone clarrify what QFT means my friend told me its quit ****ing talking, but im not 100 percent sure

          Originally posted by Synthlight
          I need a car that drives itself completely automated and I want it for free and it needs infinite gas mileage.

          Cheers,

          Synthlight

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          • MalReynolds
            CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
            • Sep 2003
            • 6571

            #6
            Re: Help, oh god please help

            Kafka.
            "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

            "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


            My new novel:

            Maledictions: The Offering.

            Now in Paperback!

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            • TheRapingDragon
              A car crash mind
              • Aug 2005
              • 9788

              #7
              Re: Help, oh god please help

              Aladin

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              • Grandiagod
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2004
                • 6122

                #8
                Re: Help, oh god please help

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                He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                • MalReynolds
                  CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 6571

                  #9
                  Re: Help, oh god please help

                  Pretty sure it's Aladin.
                  "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                  "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                  My new novel:

                  Maledictions: The Offering.

                  Now in Paperback!

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                  • TheRapingDragon
                    A car crash mind
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 9788

                    #10
                    Re: Help, oh god please help

                    Orange Dust.

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                    • TheRapingDragon
                      A car crash mind
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 9788

                      #11
                      Re: Help, oh god please help

                      No sorry that was the dusty orange sands of arabia.

                      aladin.

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                      • EAGAMES
                        Y0FACE!
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 4931

                        #12
                        Re: Help, oh god please help

                        lol at all posts.

                        Iono, google might help.
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                        • OrganisM
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 2644

                          #13
                          Re: Help, oh god please help

                          aristocats.
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                          • devonin
                            Very Grave Indeed
                            Event Staff
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 10120

                            #14
                            Re: Help, oh god please help

                            Robert Irwin?

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                            • NFD
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 4715

                              #15
                              Re: Help, oh god please help

                              1,000 Arabian Nights or whatever? O.o

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