Jokes

[Musical_Master]

Thats what it was....

[qualy]

Why did little Jimmy wear a seatbelt at the computer?

Cause he thought it would crash.

Can you give me some ROFFELS?!/!/!!1111/dashonedashone

Ok, that sucked. :P

[Anticrombie0909]

Why did we kill Qualy? Cause his joke sucked!

ROFFELS?!/!/!!1111/dashonedashone

[ZEROED]

Computer engineer trying to fix a car, open and close the windows and turn off the ignition and turn it back on.

[Moogy]

So a priest walks into a bar and says "What do you get when you cross 2 and 2? To get to the other side!"

[EDEdDNEdDYFaN]

This one time...kilgamayan said Clear your ehcac and so we did, and then FFR crashed. Good times, good times...

[jewpinthethird]

Why do all the chicks love Jesus?

V BECAUSE HE IS HUNG LIKE THIS! V

[alainbryden]

*bursts out lauging*

[Specforces]

Why did the woman cross the road.....
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The real question is "Why the Hell she wasn't in the Kitchen!?!?"

No offense women.

[alainbryden]

What's the difference between a chair and your mom?



A chair has four legs, your mom's a whore

[Lupin_the_3rd]

why did I stop reading this thread?




BECAUSE IT SUCKS!!

[lightdarkness]

why did I stop reading this thread?




BECAUSE IT SUCKS!!

that was lame
i bet you 10 credtis you will post in this topic again

joke time:

2 blondes walk into a bar, one says Hi, the other one slaps her, when she asks why she said, i cant belive you said i was high. Im drunk you moron

yeah i know, i just made it up for the sake of posting in this thread and making fun of lupin

[VxDx]

you suck.

[Specforces]

You stink like poo.

[vashthestampede0987]

*offensive jokes ahead* and no i dont hate gays
4 gay guys walk into a bar but theres only 1 seat left. so wat do they...turn the bar stool over

and another:
a kid's dad asks him to get a bucket from the hardware store, a cockerspaniel for his mom at the pet shop, and whatever he wants with the leftover money, but thew kid has a hearing problem.
so the kid goes to the hardware store and asks the clerk, "do u have a 'fuc* it'"
"a wat"
"a fuc* it'"
"oh u mean a bucket"
so then he goes to the pet shop and asks,"do u have a 'cock and spank it'"
"a wat"
"a 'cock and spank it'"
"oh u mean a cockerspaniel"
so hes on his way to the candy shop with the leftover money and asks" do u have some 'bum'"
"some wat"
"some 'bum'"
"oh u mean gum"
so hes walkin home when the cockerspaniel runs away. so he goes up to this guy and asks, "will u hold the 'bum' and 'fuc* it' while i go get the 'cock and spank it'?"