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  • Dimitri13
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2004
    • 701

    #16
    Re: Telemarketers

    My old phone number was very similar to the main Pizza Hut number and a bank's number.

    I used to take orders all the time, and they'd call back and I'd be like.. I'm sorry sir/ma'am, we had some technical difficulties and your order will be there shortly. I'd say that for almost an hour, then just not pick up.

    I could have stolen some personal information while imitating the back, but I was too chicken****.


    Originally posted by Tibs
    Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
    changing Antarctica into a desert
    good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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    • madmatt621
      Banned
      • Dec 2006
      • 3000

      #17
      Re: Telemarketers

      You gotta listen to this telemarketer prank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKmpb...elated&search=

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      • tsugomaru
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2004
        • 3962

        #18
        Re: Telemarketers

        SHUT THE FRONT DOOR *HANGS UP*

        ~Tsugomaru
        Originally posted by Hiluluk
        WHEN do you think people die...?
        When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol...? No.
        When they succumb to an incurable disease...? No.
        When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom...? NO!!!
        IT'S WHEN A PERSON IS FORGOTTEN...!!!

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        • devonin
          Very Grave Indeed
          Event Staff
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Apr 2004
          • 10120

          #19
          Re: Telemarketers

          Sometimes telemarketers do the job because they need the money, and know full well how little people like to be interrupted, and are just trying to do their job and earn their wage.

          You know what I do to telemarketers? I tell them that I'm not interested in their service, thank them for the information and wish them a good evening. You can -hear- the thanks in their goodbye because they finally got a "no" that wasn't a "no, you stupid f ****ing asshole stay away from me, bastard"

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          • Specforces
            Yes
            • Jan 2004
            • 5028

            #20
            Re: Telemarketers

            I usually attempt to start long drawn out conversations with them about something completely irrelevant.

            *especially the outsourced ones from India or something.
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            • Dimitri13
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2004
              • 701

              #21
              Re: Telemarketers

              If it's an outsourced Indian.. I just scream "STOP STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS!" and hang up. But if it's an American telemarketer, my friend will start off slow with conversation about the product/service they're selling, then start getting into debates about controversial issues. One time, he heard the person's supervisor yell at the telemarketer "What the hell are you talking about that for! I'm docking your pay for blahblahblah!"

              Pure funny.


              Originally posted by Tibs
              Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
              changing Antarctica into a desert
              good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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              • devonin
                Very Grave Indeed
                Event Staff
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Apr 2004
                • 10120

                #22
                Re: Telemarketers

                Yeah, nothing says funny like being an asshole and getting someone in trouble for your own sense of annoyance.

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                • travman301
                  #swagdog
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 2641

                  #23
                  Re: Telemarketers

                  OK, do this one.

                  Next time you look on your caller ID, and if it is a telemarketer, then answer the phone by saying.

                  "Welcome to KWXB Lesbian and Gay Radio, Welcome caller- What is your sexual preference?"

                  I've done this before.

                  Even though they know who they are calling, they get all flusted and hang up.

                  It's great when a telemarketer hangs up on you.

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                  • nestlekwik
                    Retired Staff
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 2317

                    #24
                    Re: Telemarketers

                    Originally posted by devonin
                    Sometimes telemarketers do the job because they need the money, and know full well how little people like to be interrupted, and are just trying to do their job and earn their wage.

                    You know what I do to telemarketers? I tell them that I'm not interested in their service, thank them for the information and wish them a good evening. You can -hear- the thanks in their goodbye because they finally got a "no" that wasn't a "no, you stupid f ****ing asshole stay away from me, bastard"
                    As per my story, I was polite twice. As per conduct law, after someone says no twice, any continuation of the sell is outright harassment.


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                    • Adamaja456
                      Absurd
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 6433

                      #25
                      Re: Telemarketers

                      After hearing whatever they have to talk about, i usually say"Thats pretty interesting but im busy at the moment, can you give me your home phone so i can call you later?"
                      They say no
                      Then i say"Yea i guess you dont want to be bothered by a stranger a home"

                      then i hang up


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                      • masterhickle
                        FFR Player
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 557

                        #26
                        Re: Telemarketers

                        Soundboards are always fun if you know the soundboard well ^^

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                        • Dimitri13
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 701

                          #27
                          Re: Telemarketers

                          Or playing some porn really loud in the background.. then say "can't you hear I'm busy."

                          Childish.. but still funny.


                          Originally posted by Tibs
                          Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                          changing Antarctica into a desert
                          good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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                          • Tex :)
                            FFR Player
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 428

                            #28
                            Re: Telemarketers

                            Ok, this is what I do! I upload gun-shot sounds onto my computer ahead of time and when a ad person calls I put it on speaker and start to talk to them. Then all of a sudden I launch the sounds and start sreaming like a little girl and launch myself onto the floor. Then you have to be as quiet as possible... and they start freaking out!
                            It's a lot of fun!
                            unfortunately still kickin' ~(‾⌣‾~)

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