Yes, I was beat up every day my freshman year by a man named Gary Charlemagne Schaller. He picked me out on the first day because I had spiked hair. He was like eight feet tall and ripped as ****. He'd walk through the halls bellowing "I smell the blood of an englishman." I, of course, would be hiding on top of a row of lockers. He'd always find me in the end though, being eight feet tall and all. One day, I decided to not take his **** anymore. I spent like a month growing my thumb nail until it was like four inches long. I sharpened it every day on stones and desks and the like. On the last day of October, he was walking the halls looking for me, and I was on top of locker row eight. He saw me, and right at that moment, I dove, my thumb gouging right into his eye. He howled and started clawing at me, so I twisted my thumb. Eventually he fell down and slowly bled to death. This all took place in-between periods, so everyone saw it. Nobody ever ****ed with me again. That was when High School started looking up.
Bled to death?
You've been a retard before, saying that soft drinks are poison and worse for you than cigarettes.
But you've found a way to best yourself.
Don't insult those of us that really did get beaten up and have learned to fight back.
Send the news story of this death, and I'll believe you. And if you say that there was no story, that's crap, because that stuff is always all over the media.
And I'm not telling people what they do and do not have the right to post. I'm suggesting a better idea in favor of making the forums a better place. The only people who have a "right" to tell people what and what not to post are the moderators, administrators, and the site owner. I'm not trying to change that.
Damn, why am I taking you seriously? Nobody else does. Not even the genius who wrote this thread.
EDIT: one more note, the tallest recorded human being in the world is 7 feet 8.9 inches tall. Shaq is 7'1.
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
You've been a retard before, saying that soft drinks are poison and worse for you than cigarettes.
But you've found a way to best yourself.
Don't insult those of us that really did get beaten up and have learned to fight back.
Send the news story of this death, and I'll believe you. And if you say that there was no story, that's crap, because that stuff is always all over the media.
And I'm not telling people what they do and do not have the right to post. I'm suggesting a better idea in favor of making the forums a better place. The only people who have a "right" to tell people what and what not to post are the moderators, administrators, and the site owner. I'm not trying to change that.
Damn, why am I taking you seriously? Nobody else does. Not even the genius who wrote this thread.
EDIT: one more note, the tallest recorded human being in the world is 7 feet 8.9 inches tall. Shaq is 7'1.
Dude, back off mead, man. Didn't you read that story he posted? He's ****ing hardcore.
Ya rly I herd he beet Gawdzilla in a fite to tha deth.
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
You've been a retard before, saying that soft drinks are poison and worse for you than cigarettes.
But you've found a way to best yourself.
Don't insult those of us that really did get beaten up and have learned to fight back.
Send the news story of this death, and I'll believe you. And if you say that there was no story, that's crap, because that stuff is always all over the media.
And I'm not telling people what they do and do not have the right to post. I'm suggesting a better idea in favor of making the forums a better place. The only people who have a "right" to tell people what and what not to post are the moderators, administrators, and the site owner. I'm not trying to change that.
Damn, why am I taking you seriously? Nobody else does. Not even the genius who wrote this thread.
EDIT: one more note, the tallest recorded human being in the world is 7 feet 8.9 inches tall. Shaq is 7'1.
this man knows what he's talking about
Also, find the post where I said that first item, I don't recall ever saying anything of the sort.
today is officially my worst day ever. now my backpack weighs 27 lbs and i also missed the bus in the morning and the afternoon. highschool sucks
Why do you think i hate High School Musical? Its a musical about the crap you deal with in high school. not to mention freshman friday. >.<
my backpack weighs around 35 pounds or so. I've lifted way heavier. like um....125 pounds. So yea.
FCs: 167 Best FC: Deep Breath(2-0-0-0) =D
AAAs: 54(53 + 1 skill)
Most Recent: {Losing Touch} Best AAA: Driveway [Heavy]
Tier Points: 48
Skill Tokens: 69
Winner of Sweet & lXD's unoffical tournament(beginner)
Winner of Gun92's FFR Tournament(Intermediate)
wow only 27 pounds mine was 36 till i stopped caring about skool then i had no backpack but yea try to join a sport or get some friends and STOP AT YOUR LOCKER
best fcs: blue noah, Dot Matrix Hero, Be Princess, shihen
Best AAA: fahrenheit
Best masters+: Southern Cross
You've been a retard before, saying that soft drinks are poison and worse for you than cigarettes.
But you've found a way to best yourself.
Don't insult those of us that really did get beaten up and have learned to fight back.
Send the news story of this death, and I'll believe you. And if you say that there was no story, that's crap, because that stuff is always all over the media.
And I'm not telling people what they do and do not have the right to post. I'm suggesting a better idea in favor of making the forums a better place. The only people who have a "right" to tell people what and what not to post are the moderators, administrators, and the site owner. I'm not trying to change that.
Damn, why am I taking you seriously? Nobody else does. Not even the genius who wrote this thread.
EDIT: one more note, the tallest recorded human being in the world is 7 feet 8.9 inches tall. Shaq is 7'1.
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