The random facts thread!

[dave]

I just licked my elbow, foo.

Now bit your ear

[scorpio1690]

Lol, for all the chicks. Try to touch your shoulders behind your back and look at your heels .

[freaknacage]

let some girl try and rip my head off.....

fact:
all polar bears are left handed

how do ppl find these things out? it's a wonder that they dont get their head torn off while finding out.

[87x]

extensive research...

::guy sittinng at a alaskin ski resort... notices that all the polar bear pick you all the fishes with their left hands, then has sex with super model girl-friend::

See EXTENSIVE research

[dontcareaboutmyid]

(probably been written im lazy and dont want to read them all :P )
the average person will eat 5 spiders during the time they sleep

an alligator can't stick its tounge out

all polar bears are left pawwed

and finally the most common first name in the world is mohammed

[87x]

Fact: most suggestions are made by n00bs

[freaknacage]

fact:
a ceiling fan with a leash attached to it is not strong enough to hold up a 4 year old in batman underwear and a superman cape.

[QreepyBORIS]

Hitler was 1/3 jewish (did I say that one before?).

[freaknacage]

i dont believe you did.

einstein was 1\2 jewish and 1\2 german.

[Yanah_the_Master]

Fact: Moderators don't like me

Fact: Fat people and thin straps of rubber don't mix

http://www.siteforsoreeyes.org.uk/fatbungee.jpg

[87x]

fact: the down force of an alligator is stron enough to break cow bones... but you could hold hold his mouth shut with two fingers...

[scorpio1690]

The force of a shark bite is equal to having an 18 wheeler being dropped on your pinky,ouch

[87x]

damn... sharks bite hard... well umm.....

FAct: If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air the person died in battle.....if the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle..... if the horse has all four legs on the ground the person died of natural causes

[QreepyBORIS]

Fact: I already knew that horse thing.

[dragoniksar]

The largest pig on record was named Big Bill, who weighed 2,552 lbs.