The random facts thread!

[scorpio1690]

The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

[dragoniksar]

It is impossible to lick your elbow
(without breaking your neck or arm in the process)
Go ahead, try it.

[Kashell]

I just licked my elbow, foo.

[87x]

you might can lick your elbow... but you cant touch you right elbow with you right hand... or you left elbow with you left hand... try that

[scorpio1690]

ow that hurt,i almost spraineed my wristt

[lance_reiloh]

If you challenge people to perform a simple (but impossible) physical task, most will attempt to perform it.

[87x]

If you challenge people to perform a simple (but impossible) physical task, most will attempt to perform it.

correct... its funny to watch them do it too... especially telling them they cant rub the stomach clockwise with one hand and their head counter clockwise with the other at the same time... (i know its possible) ... watching them do that is too funny...

[freaknacage]

fact:
humans and dolphins are the only organisms that have sex for pleasure.

...From experience, I assume?

Just kidding.

wouldnt YOU like to know? lol jk

~fact~
50% of America's doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

[scorpio1690]

That's scary, just think about if you had to go in to surgery?!


Patient:Try cutting there
Doctor:Are you sure? Ok.
Heart Monitor:Beeeeeee

[freaknacage]

i dont think it would really matter which half they graduated in. i would prefer the top, but as long as he graduated, he's obviously good enough to perform surgery. =P

[scorpio1690]

Patient:Try cutting there
Doctor:Are you sure? Ok.
Heart Monitor:Beeeeeee

Did you not hear the




Beeeeeee....



????

[freaknacage]

lol i would sue. i dont think any doctor is that stupid, though

:fact:
the latest survey shows that every 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the human population.

[scorpio1690]

What the hell? That isn't a fact, you learn fractions in like grade two and percent in grade three.




The spray WD-40 got its name because there were forty attempts needed before the creation of the “water displacing” substance.

[freaknacage]

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home... what the...? *riiiip*)

[87x]

let some girl try and rip my head off.....

fact:
all polar bears are left handed