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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
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Does soda make you horny? Serious Question.
We don't give a flying monkey Shi* if it's bad for us. I believe that Shashakiro, DarkbearX, and I are perfectly healthy, no matter how much we drink it!Says the trolling moron that has not contributed anything at all save looking like an asshole. Should have stayed from this thread all together unless you one of the edge workforce at coke or something.(not doing a great job there btw)
Just remember this thread when you develop diabetes, have chronic headaches, being overweight, stressed and aggressive later in life. Well you are being an aggressive retard as we speak, trying to fill a void in your life or something by flaming on a message board. Scary part is, I am probably right. Even though you'll probably deny and flame some more, thus proving my point.
I do admit, you are amusing in a sad kind of way. touche
To Squeek, I'll say that loud and clear I do not have statistics, that was me just saying it on a hunch. Smoking is harmful in a singular way, soda on other hand combines several ways one could get really sick and miserable and the fact that there is a lot more soda drinkers than smokers. One need no statistics in cases of common sense. I am not writing a dissertation here, I only wanted to bring out of facts to people that weren't aware. However I didn't expect morons to come out and defend soda with such zealous determination in way of pointless flaming and comparing breathing polluted air with voluntary action of drinking
Oh another study link.
Sodas - diet or not - linked to heart disease: study
Edit* I can't use darkbearx. Underweight D:Last edited by hayatewillown; 07-25-2007, 01:25 PM.
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Would ya look at that, I just finished a 12 pack of Dr Pepper in 2 days.Comment
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I am what I eat? Old argument that holds no water.
I eat junk food all day and drink various kinds of fizzy drinks. I don't exercise, I don't play sports... heck, there are days where I don't even get out of this chair except to get more food.
I'm in the perfect weight zone for my height. I'm in the perfect BMI for my weight and height. I guarantee I'm more flexible than you are, and I guarantee I'm overall healthier. I've never been sick a day of my life. I'm never tired in the middle of the day for a nap. I have no pain in my bones. I don't get headaches. I am not diabetic. I don't have a problem reading--heck, I read entire books on my computer screen! I don't have fuzzy short-term memory. I don't have difficulty with basic math (only Calculus). And I never drink water. My record for most-consumed cans of soda in one day is twelve. I played a game of basketball that day, delivered phone books to hundreds of houses, and went biking with friends later in the day. All without water.
But hey, I'm not a *real* test subject after all. Who would want real data influencing their studies?Comment
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I smoke my crack, I smack my bitch right here in Hollywood!
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I most definitely agree with your point that drinking water/being healthy and drinking soft drinks/being unhealthy are definitely NOT mutually inclusive. But as for studies on the matter, while one cannot ignore the results brought about by your lifestyle, it'd be hard to compare you with others unless everything about your physical and mental state at the time were measured against that of others. Meaning that unless we measured every aspect of your being at the time versus that of others under similar conditions with certain variables, it would be difficult to make an accurate conclusion. All that your point brings up (as important as the point is) is that health is a lot more complicated than whether you do or do not consume soft drinks.
You're completely right about the direct results of cigarettes vs. soft drinks, but at the same time, there are also people who have smoked cigarettes all their lives and seem to be in incredible condition. All that any of this means is that genetics are an important component of any study; environment accounts for only part of a person's health, and includes more than one's eating or drinking habits.
Also, BMI is a bull**** chart. Was Arnold Schwarzenegger obese as the 7-time Mr. Olympia champion? According to the BMI chart, hell yes he was. What matters is actual fat percentage, and that's impossible to determine simply by standing somebody on a scale.Last edited by OrganisM; 07-25-2007, 01:37 PM..
Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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Yeah pepsi is not the best substitute o_0!Originally posted by Saik0ShinigamiComment
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Dr Pepper is the way to go. =DComment
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Wait a second you guarantee that you are more flexible than I and overall healthier. Is that some kind of joke? I hope it is Squeek. Let's put aside the fact you are just assuming and compare that to me working out every day, with proper stretching, warm ups, anabolic and aerobic work outs followed by cool down and down stretching and the fact that I have been swimming at least 5 days a week on average and been in a swimming team for last 4 years and I sure as heck guarantee that I am a little more flexible than you are.
Fact that you literally brag about not drinking water and it having no effect on your health is just a time bomb waiting to happen in your adult years. You do seem like you have a head on your shoulders and will probably start thinking about your body more when it hits you. Which is better than nothing I guess.
To others needing to insult me, be it so. I'd rather be insulted knowing I am right, than conform to idiocy.Comment
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But you are an idiot. Do you just not like being in the group you're meant to be in?"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
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My friend Matthew (and as backup, Jewpin knows him so source that) drinks soda, alcohol, etc. and guess what, he's been playing water polo since he was in elementary school, now he's an all star player at his college and heading toward the olympics.
You're healthy, congrats, now shut up. We've just proven that people can be healthy with soda or without.
Apparently you can predict the future. You must be some sort of God.Fact that you literally brag about not drinking water and it having no effect on your health is just a time bomb waiting to happen in your adult years. You do seem like you have a head on your shoulders and will probably start thinking about your body more when it hits you. Which is better than nothing I guess.
Okay then, I can definitely do that.I'd rather be insulted
Are you actually insinuating that Mal is trying to imitate Mal Reynolds from Firefly? Holy **** you're dumb.It is also hard to imagine the guy you are trying to copy, there is just nothing in common.He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth KennyComment
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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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Heh, so I am somehow dumb for trying to say that he is nothing like Mal, ok. How many of your brain cells died during your utterance?
you might as well lock this thread. Go and drink your soda for all I care. <-- that was an insult.Comment
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As dumb as I would be for saying you are nothing like Souseiseki. So yes really really really dumb. In fact, borderline retarded.
Oh **** you sure got me, boy those words sure stung. Yeah you're a ****ing insult master.Go and drink your soda for all I care. <-- that was an insult.
That was a terrible attempt to "stoop to my level"He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth KennyComment
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