So here's the thing, it was my mom's fiftieth birthday party this saturday and I did the worst thing ever. Got completely drunk with my brothers and crashed the party, making an ass out of myself in front of her friends and vomitting everywhere apparently. Tomorrow is her birthday and I'm deadset on making it up to her as much as I can. I need ideas, and good ones. So far I've come up with things like make a list of fifty reasons why she's a good mother/why I love her, a cd of all her favourite music, and a mooshy "I'm a **** up still love me pl0x" card. I have a little under twenty dollars and need cheap ideas.
Need some help.
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Epic win.
I think you came up with pretty darn good solutions there.
Or you could die from car fire. =\
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When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol...? No.
When they succumb to an incurable disease...? No.
When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom...? NO!!!
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I got one. Go live with your dad for a few weeks. If he lives with you guys, make them get a divorce and then live with him. If he's dead, live with him. If you don't know who your father is, get her a cell phone.Last edited by MalReynolds; 11-20-2006, 09:34 PM."A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
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You clearly know you ****ed up and obviously care enough about your mom to want to make it up to her. That should shine through in whatever you decide to do for her.Originally posted by GrandiagodMy father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.Comment
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make paper flowers and glue macaroni elbows in the shape of a big heart on some construction paper, sharpie all the macaronis different colors, put her name in the heart.Comment
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A single rose is like $2-3 at Meijer, Wal-Mart, grocery stores, etc. Moms love them. I believe they make "I'm sorry" cards too. Give her a kiss (without tongue) and tell her you love her. Then buy her a car. Oh, wait - 20 bucks. Are George Foreman grills under $20 now?
Originally posted by MixMasterLarNaruto Vs Math Class. That has got to be the funniest choice you'll ever make in your life dude.Comment
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I'm realy good at pleasing women with gifts and suprises. Give me more information about your mom, I.E. Intrests, what she likes in gifts, and what she does in her spare time.So here's the thing, it was my mom's fiftieth birthday party this saturday and I did the worst thing ever. Got completely drunk with my brothers and crashed the party, making an ass out of myself in front of her friends and vomitting everywhere apparently. Tomorrow is her birthday and I'm deadset on making it up to her as much as I can. I need ideas, and good ones. So far I've come up with things like make a list of fifty reasons why she's a good mother/why I love her, a cd of all her favourite music, and a mooshy "I'm a **** up still love me pl0x" card. I have a little under twenty dollars and need cheap ideas.
I'll help ya out ^^I'm a filthy slut.Comment
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"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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