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  • scorpio1690
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2003
    • 4817

    #1

    Need some help.

    So here's the thing, it was my mom's fiftieth birthday party this saturday and I did the worst thing ever. Got completely drunk with my brothers and crashed the party, making an ass out of myself in front of her friends and vomitting everywhere apparently. Tomorrow is her birthday and I'm deadset on making it up to her as much as I can. I need ideas, and good ones. So far I've come up with things like make a list of fifty reasons why she's a good mother/why I love her, a cd of all her favourite music, and a mooshy "I'm a **** up still love me pl0x" card. I have a little under twenty dollars and need cheap ideas.
  • _A2P
    Banned
    • Jun 2005
    • 434

    #2
    Re: Need some help.

    fucking owned

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    • Necamus
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2005
      • 853

      #3
      Re: Need some help.

      rofl
      www.freerice.com

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      • tsugomaru
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2004
        • 3962

        #4
        Re: Need some help.

        Epic win.

        I think you came up with pretty darn good solutions there.

        Or you could die from car fire. =\

        ~Tsugomaru
        Originally posted by Hiluluk
        WHEN do you think people die...?
        When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol...? No.
        When they succumb to an incurable disease...? No.
        When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom...? NO!!!
        IT'S WHEN A PERSON IS FORGOTTEN...!!!

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        • MalReynolds
          CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
          • Sep 2003
          • 6571

          #5
          Re: Need some help.

          I got one. Go live with your dad for a few weeks. If he lives with you guys, make them get a divorce and then live with him. If he's dead, live with him. If you don't know who your father is, get her a cell phone.
          Last edited by MalReynolds; 11-20-2006, 09:34 PM.
          "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

          "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


          My new novel:

          Maledictions: The Offering.

          Now in Paperback!

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          • Z3ratul
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2004
            • 940

            #6
            Re: Need some help.

            You clearly know you ****ed up and obviously care enough about your mom to want to make it up to her. That should shine through in whatever you decide to do for her.
            Originally posted by Grandiagod
            My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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            • iPatcH
              Swamp Lemons Rule
              FFR Simfile Author
              FFR Music Producer
              • Dec 2004
              • 3370

              #7
              Re: Need some help.

              make paper flowers and glue macaroni elbows in the shape of a big heart on some construction paper, sharpie all the macaronis different colors, put her name in the heart.
              put on a donk on it

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              • xxH03xx
                FFR Player
                • Mar 2005
                • 463

                #8
                Re: Need some help.

                I say you go to the store and buy a huge card saying how sorry you are and get a butt load of flowers and maybe some chocolate. That always works doode.pm me and tell me if u do it and if it worked.



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                • nestlekwik
                  Retired Staff
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 2317

                  #9
                  Re: Need some help.

                  A single rose is like $2-3 at Meijer, Wal-Mart, grocery stores, etc. Moms love them. I believe they make "I'm sorry" cards too. Give her a kiss (without tongue) and tell her you love her. Then buy her a car. Oh, wait - 20 bucks. Are George Foreman grills under $20 now?


                  Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                  Naruto Vs Math Class. That has got to be the funniest choice you'll ever make in your life dude.

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                  • D4rkAng3l
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 237

                    #10
                    Re: Need some help.

                    ake her out to dinner and if you still have money buy her flowers, chocolate, or something you made personally. moms always love that stuff

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                    • FishFishRevolution
                      GotR Creator
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 7251

                      #11
                      Re: Need some help.

                      Get drunk with her and laugh it off.

                      /LD

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                      • FaughtNWon
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 314

                        #12
                        Re: Need some help.

                        Originally posted by scorpio1690
                        So here's the thing, it was my mom's fiftieth birthday party this saturday and I did the worst thing ever. Got completely drunk with my brothers and crashed the party, making an ass out of myself in front of her friends and vomitting everywhere apparently. Tomorrow is her birthday and I'm deadset on making it up to her as much as I can. I need ideas, and good ones. So far I've come up with things like make a list of fifty reasons why she's a good mother/why I love her, a cd of all her favourite music, and a mooshy "I'm a **** up still love me pl0x" card. I have a little under twenty dollars and need cheap ideas.
                        I'm realy good at pleasing women with gifts and suprises. Give me more information about your mom, I.E. Intrests, what she likes in gifts, and what she does in her spare time.

                        I'll help ya out ^^
                        I'm a filthy slut.

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                        • Grandiagod
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 6122

                          #13
                          Re: Need some help.

                          Apologise.
                          He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                          • MalReynolds
                            CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 6571

                            #14
                            Re: Need some help.

                            Originally posted by Grandiagod
                            Apologise.
                            If that does not work, you could also try apologizing.
                            "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                            "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                            My new novel:

                            Maledictions: The Offering.

                            Now in Paperback!

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                            • Grandiagod
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 6122

                              #15
                              Re: Need some help.

                              I knew something looked funny when I typed that.
                              He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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