The cucumber method

[jewpinthethird]

Wow. You guys really do need girlfriends...DESPERATELY. I mean...DAMN.

I was gonna post that... but I don't have one myself

damn you, ugly pimply face!

HAHA! Oh man, good thing that is a picture of my friend and not of me. I'll tell him what you said at school tomorrow.

I dont have a girlfriend either...but, you guys are in need of one more than I.

[Diabolicus]

making immature masterbation remarks!!

[Arch0wl]

People I've seen with girlfriends used this method.

Stop being so assumptuous.

Anyways, I'm skilled with my hand, so I've found that my hand feels better than a cucumber. The only good thing about the cucumber method is that the orgasm is intense, it takes like fucking 20-30 minutes to orgasm with the cucumber even if I try really hard, whereas with my hand I can get it as low as 20-30 seconds if I really want to.

I just posted this topic cause I feel it might be helpful to some of you people

[disembyer]

They never taught that in health class...

[dontcareaboutmyid]

my god why hasn't this been locked, and arch been banned.

his is the reason why ffr got locke at my school in the first place, i don'tneed the backup to getlocked either.

I now know how thunder claw felt when he posted that crap. inconsistancy.

[disembyer]

By ne chance is there a side effect to this extrodinary explanation!? *cough

[disembyer]

Actually... is this subject over?

[QreepyBORIS]

People I've seen with girlfriends used this method.

Stop being so assumptuous.

(Part 2)Anyways, I'm skilled with my hand, so I've found that my hand feels better than a cucumber. The only good thing about the cucumber method is that the orgasm is intense, it takes like fucking 20-30 minutes to orgasm with the cucumber even if I try really hard, whereas with my hand I can get it as low as 20-30 seconds if I really want to.

(Part 3)I just posted this topic cause I feel it might be helpful to some of you people

You've SEEN them? Great.

(Part 2) Thank you for the information.

(Part 3) Indeed. ?

[dontcareaboutmyid]

People I've seen with girlfriends used this method.

Stop being so assumptuous.

(Part 2)Anyways, I'm skilled with my hand, so I've found that my hand feels better than a cucumber. The only good thing about the cucumber method is that the orgasm is intense, it takes like fucking 20-30 minutes to orgasm with the cucumber even if I try really hard, whereas with my hand I can get it as low as 20-30 seconds if I really want to.

(Part 3)I just posted this topic cause I feel it might be helpful to some of you people

You've SEEN them? Great.

(Part 2) Thank you for the information.

(Part 3) Indeed. ?

I tip my hat to you sir.

[Arch0wl]

my god why hasn't this been locked

Because it's informative? I don't care what your school thinks. I was never for the public school system anyway.

and arch been banned.

I won't be banned unless I do something extremely retarded like give out top secret FFR info. I am a key part of FFR.[/quote]

[Anticrombie0909]

Lol personally, i laughed for about 5 minutes when i first saw that. Although Arch, please...

Anyways, I'm skilled with my hand, so I've found that my hand feels better than a cucumber. The only good thing about the cucumber method is that the orgasm is intense, it takes like fucking 20-30 minutes to orgasm with the cucumber even if I try really hard, whereas with my hand I can get it as low as 20-30 seconds if I really want to.

We so do not need to hear about your orgasms, or how you get them. I mean thats' just not somethign you post online...or anywhere, really.

[Arch0wl]

One time, when I was 8, I got 20 orgasms in one masturbationfest. No joke.

[Anticrombie0909]

8? 8??????? Jesus fucking christ man, when I was 8 I thought my dick was for peeing and getting kicked. And you so did not get 20...I've heard if you get more than 10 in one string then it like, damages your urethra or something.

Hehe...

I do not have a narrow urethra!

Edit: 500 posts...again...

[jewpinthethird]

All very interesting indeed....