The cucumber method

[lightdarkness]

it's even sexier if you use a cactus

oh yeah!
PHEAR TEH SEXY CACTUS!

[Yanah_God]

im more than disturbed...

i'm like...

messturbuped

[lightdarkness]

im more than disturbed...

i'm like...

messturbuped

thats goin in my sig!

[Yanah_God]

im more than disturbed...

i'm like...

messturbuped

thats goin in my sig!

yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! i feel special! I'm gonna print this out and post it on my fridge after I show my mommy!

[jewpinthethird]

Wow. You guys really do need girlfriends...DESPERATELY. I mean...DAMN.

[lightdarkness]

Wow. You guys really do need girlfriends...DESPERATELY. I mean...DAMN.

HEY, I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND, and shes real....








































i wish

[Yanah_God]

Wow. You guys really do need girlfriends...DESPERATELY. I mean...DAMN.

I was gonna post that... but I don't have one myself

damn you, ugly pimply face!

[lightdarkness]

yeah, well.... im bored, and dont want to create a new topic but
lightdarkness42: Hello Are you there?
lightdarkness42: Hello Are you there?
lightdarkness42: yes
lightdarkness42: yes
lightdarkness42: wtf
lightdarkness42: wtf
lightdarkness42: omfg like stop copying me
lightdarkness42: omfg like stop copying me
lightdarkness42: OMFG CALL THE POLICE
lightdarkness42: OMFG CALL THE POLICE
lightdarkness42: dude, stop
lightdarkness42: dude, stop
lightdarkness42: you think you are so leet with your copy and past skills
lightdarkness42: you think you are so leet with your copy and past skills
lightdarkness42: oh yeah, u wana go
lightdarkness42: oh yeah, u wana go
lightdarkness42: ok, ready
lightdarkness42: ok, ready
lightdarkness42: set
lightdarkness42: set
lightdarkness42: go
lightdarkness42: go
lightdarkness42: dsafjdsagja
lightdarkness42: dsafjdsagja
lightdarkness42: dsfjkfdgkl;jdsa
lightdarkness42: dsfjkfdgkl;jdsa
lightdarkness42: dsghjfjdsafds
lightdarkness42: dsghjfjdsafds
lightdarkness42: fdsghfdgha
lightdarkness42: fdsghfdgha
lightdarkness42: omfg, your good
lightdarkness42: omfg, your good
lightdarkness42: stop it!
lightdarkness42: stop it!
lightdarkness42: fuck you
lightdarkness42: fuck you
lightdarkness42: if my name is lightdarkness42 i am a retard
lightdarkness42: if my name is lightdarkness42 i am a retard
lightdarkness42: shit, thta back fired on me
lightdarkness42: shit, thta back fired on me
lightdarkness42: IM LEAVING!
lightdarkness42: IM LEAVING!
lightdarkness42: fsucck off!!!1
lightdarkness42: fsucck off!!!1

yeah, its funny
anyways, back on topic
i could get a girlfriend if i wanted to, several people at my school "want" me, except, they are all ugly and bitches, there is one person i like, but she is going out with someone else, so, a cucumber is the next best thing!

[Brainmaster07]

but she is going out with someone else, so, a cucumber is the next best thing!

:O

[Yanah_God]

yeah, well.... im bored, and dont want to create a new topic but
lightdarkness42: Hello Are you there?
lightdarkness42: Hello Are you there?
lightdarkness42: yes
lightdarkness42: yes
lightdarkness42: wtf
lightdarkness42: wtf
lightdarkness42: omfg like stop copying me
lightdarkness42: omfg like stop copying me
lightdarkness42: OMFG CALL THE POLICE
lightdarkness42: OMFG CALL THE POLICE
lightdarkness42: dude, stop
lightdarkness42: dude, stop
lightdarkness42: you think you are so leet with your copy and past skills
lightdarkness42: you think you are so leet with your copy and past skills
lightdarkness42: oh yeah, u wana go
lightdarkness42: oh yeah, u wana go
lightdarkness42: ok, ready
lightdarkness42: ok, ready
lightdarkness42: set
lightdarkness42: set
lightdarkness42: go
lightdarkness42: go
lightdarkness42: dsafjdsagja
lightdarkness42: dsafjdsagja
lightdarkness42: dsfjkfdgkl;jdsa
lightdarkness42: dsfjkfdgkl;jdsa
lightdarkness42: dsghjfjdsafds
lightdarkness42: dsghjfjdsafds
lightdarkness42: fdsghfdgha
lightdarkness42: fdsghfdgha
lightdarkness42: omfg, your good
lightdarkness42: omfg, your good
lightdarkness42: stop it!
lightdarkness42: stop it!
lightdarkness42: $*%# you
lightdarkness42: $*%# you
lightdarkness42: if my name is lightdarkness42 i am a retard
lightdarkness42: if my name is lightdarkness42 i am a retard
lightdarkness42: (#$%, thta back fired on me
lightdarkness42: (#$%, thta back fired on me
lightdarkness42: IM LEAVING!
lightdarkness42: IM LEAVING!
lightdarkness42: fsucck off!!!1
lightdarkness42: fsucck off!!!1

yeah, its funny
anyways, back on topic
i could get a girlfriend if i wanted to, several people at my school "want" me, except, they are all ugly and bitches, there is one person i like, but she is going out with someone else, so, a cucumber is the next best thing!

and logic once again is drained of all meaning

[Mwerp]

I dated a cucumber once, she was a vegetarian though. Way to skinny, kinda gangly. Not my type.

[Moogy]

UNF HOT VEGETABLES UNF

[Yanah_God]

hot vege-on-penis action

[lightdarkness]

hot vege-on-meat action
lol, it makes sence, well, for me it does!

[makaveli121212]

yeah a girlfriend is better than a vegetable...even a prosititute would be better