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  • Tonberry_Kid
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3408
    #16
    Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

    I was waiting for someone to say that.
    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
    Originally posted by mead1
    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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      • Tasselfoot
        Retired BOSS
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jul 2003
        • 25185
        #17
        Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

        damnit. i was gonna say it too...
        RIP

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          • Tank101
            I V vi iii IV I IV V
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Mar 2004
            • 2082
            #18
            Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

            Wait...I don't see the choices here...

            1) Respect her decision of waiting and look forward to the moment when she's ready

            or

            2) Rape her?

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              • SCWolf
                ༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽ 👌
                • Jun 2006
                • 1662
                #19
                Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                whenever you get the urge, think of your mom and dad getting jiggy.
                or play FFR, thats what i do. i will never get a bad enough urge to think of my mom and dad. but if that doesn't help. flick your nuts until your not horny anymore.

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                  • MixMasterLar
                    Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 5224
                    #20
                    Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                    OMG and I thought I was in a big fix with girls...

                    I YOU REALLY LIKE HER THEN WAIT IF YOU DONT THEN FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!

                    Facebook / Youtube / Twitter

                    .

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                      • silverdust800
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 54
                        #21
                        Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                        leave her alone, if she doesnt want to, dont make her b/c she may regret it. dont make her suffer cuz of ur needs. b am man n if u can, a gentleman.
                        ~♥♪♪~.:emma:.♪♪♥~

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                          • Jamaican Jew
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 254
                            #22
                            Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                            Have you ever seen the movie 40 Days and 40 Nights?
                            Without any outlet, you'll slowly go insane. (And eventually be raped by an ex-girlfriend, at which point this one will break up with you.)
                            No one wins.

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                              • Tantric
                                FFR Player
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 426
                                #23
                                Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                my g/f won't put out either. but i'm not 'horny' all the time.

                                "I'd burn alive to keep you warm"

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                                  • HansSky
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 1925
                                    #24
                                    Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                    Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                                    I'm going to do the first two things probably, hopefully just the first.

                                    I don't want to turn into something I hate.
                                    Your hormones are probably just at their peak right now. There is no problem with masturbating a couple hundred times a day. If YOU have a problem with it, don't worry. You'll slow down. It's better to avoid the issue with her and deal with it with your right hand.

                                    EDIT: I'm uh, being serious. The post sounds a bit sarcastic because of my, um, wording, but I'm 100% legitt
                                    hi

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                                      • Tonberry_Kid
                                        FFR Player
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 3408
                                        #25
                                        Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                        I'm calling bs, I want an .ini pl0x.
                                        UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                        Originally posted by mead1
                                        My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                          • jewpinthethird
                                            (The Fat's Sabobah)
                                            FFR Music Producer
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 11711
                                            #26
                                            Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                            She doesn't know what she wants. You have to show her, use force if necessary.

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                                              • xxH03xx
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Mar 2005
                                                • 463
                                                #27
                                                Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                                kepp masterbating.its solves EVERYTHING.even war



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                                                  • ckj846
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 2437
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                                    Since when do women have a say in sex? I mean, just look at all the pretty black people on MTV. CUZ DA MEDIA IZ ALWAYS RITE.
                                                    O_o
                                                    pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
                                                    pyro31191: rofl
                                                    pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
                                                    pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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                                                      • Megmo
                                                        FFR Veteran
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 250
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                                        Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

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                                                          • FictionJunction
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Nov 2006
                                                            • 3843
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                                            Masturbation is key.
                                                            Please refrain from being idiotic. If there's anything you can control, it's yourself. If you like this one person, you'll play by her rules.
                                                            Originally posted by j-rodd123
                                                            wow

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