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  • Tonberry_Kid
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3408
    #1

    lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

    I've been dating this girl for about 2 1/2 months or so now, and about 2 weeks ago, I've been thinking only about sex, and sex-related activities with her.

    I've been in a relationship that was based on physical expression of emotions rather than the emotional aspect of a relationship, and I don't really enjoy that all that much.

    But, what makes this even worse, is I have an immense lack of self-control and willpower. And I'm about as horny as your average teenager and I've been trying to stop masturbating which makes me even MORE horny. Which makes me constantly trying to push her into sex but she stands firmly against it, which makes it stop there because I admire that.

    I'm not a virgin, but she is, and she knows I'm not.

    She wants to wait longer into the relationship, but I keep getting impatient(I guess that's the right word).

    So my question is, what would you do in a "serious" situation as this?
    UNLEASH THE DRAGON
    Originally posted by mead1
    My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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    • GuidoHunter
      is against custom titles
      • Oct 2003
      • 7371
      #2
      Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

      Be a man and hold yourself back. If there's one person you can control in the world, it's yourself. Getting your rocks off isn't as important as her wishes, here, so have some respect for her.

      Welcome to being in a relationship at sixteen (not that you needed to be told that; I'm just re-emphasizing).

      --Guido

      http://andy.mikee385.com

      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
      Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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        • MagicCarpetRide
          Skware One
          • Jun 2006
          • 1125
          #3
          Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

          pshh your 16 and you want to stop masturbating, talk about a waste of your teenage years.

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            • Tonberry_Kid
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 3408
              #4
              Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

              Originally posted by GuidoHunter
              Be a man and hold yourself back. If there's one person you can control in the world, it's yourself. Getting your rocks off isn't as important as her wishes, here, so have some respect for her.

              Welcome to being in a relationship at sixteen (not that you needed to be told that; I'm just re-emphasizing).

              --Guido

              http://andy.mikee385.com
              When I meant pushing, I meant asking her whenever I got the extreme urge to do it, when she says no, I say ok and force myself to stop the urge, which is almost impossible.
              UNLEASH THE DRAGON
              Originally posted by mead1
              My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                • GuidoHunter
                  is against custom titles
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 7371
                  #5
                  Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                  Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                  When I meant pushing, I meant asking her whenever I got the extreme urge to do it, when she says no, I say ok and force myself to stop the urge, which is almost impossible.
                  That doesn't change anything I said... In fact, that's what I was assuming you were doing.

                  Oh, and I didn't read that you're trying to stop masturbating the first time. What the hell, dude? Give yourself an out...

                  --Guido

                  http://andy.mikee385.com

                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                  Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                    • FictionJunction
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 3843
                      #6
                      Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                      Masturbate.
                      Wait until she wants to.

                      That's all.
                      Originally posted by j-rodd123
                      wow

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                        • Tonberry_Kid
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2005
                          • 3408
                          #7
                          Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                          Jerking it makes me even more so aroused >_>.

                          If I stop it for a week or so most urges go away, but getting to the point is almost impossible.
                          UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                          Originally posted by mead1
                          My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                            • Wavanova
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 122
                              #8
                              Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                              Masturbation is a real life problem? Shall I give you an FFR solution?

                              There's no need AT ALL to stop masturbating, so go AAA your penis >_>


                              Click the image to download the complete Dethklok pack.

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                                • Grandiagod
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 6122
                                  #9
                                  Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                  Are you jerking one handed or with both hands? One hand is okay for beginners, but if you really want to get good you should go back and practice with both.
                                  He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                                    • Z3ratul
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 940
                                      #10
                                      Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                      Originally posted by Wavanova
                                      go AAA your penis
                                      Easy solution.

                                      Why did you stop masturbating again?
                                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                      My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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                                        • FictionJunction
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 3843
                                          #11
                                          Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                          Originally posted by Z3ratul
                                          Easy solution.

                                          Why did you stop masturbating again?
                                          to stop himself from having the urge of having sex with his abstinent girlfriend.
                                          Originally posted by j-rodd123
                                          wow

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                                            • Tonberry_Kid
                                              FFR Player
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 3408
                                              #12
                                              Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                              She just wants to wait longer to make sure I'm just not going to use her.
                                              UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                              Originally posted by mead1
                                              My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                                • Z3ratul
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 940
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                                  You're not going to, right?

                                                  Either control yourself, hammer a few out, or get a girlfriend that puts out at your will. I'd go with a combination of the first two.
                                                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                  My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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                                                    • Tonberry_Kid
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • May 2005
                                                      • 3408
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                                      I'm going to do the first two things probably, hopefully just the first.

                                                      I don't want to turn into something I hate.
                                                      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                      Originally posted by mead1
                                                      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                                        • bobbycat73
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 339
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: lol...real life problems with FFR solutions

                                                          stick it in her butt and pee

                                                          then headbutt her tits and run
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