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Actually that is his pickup line. He wasn't being facitious.
Originally posted by Omeganitros
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Bash.org'd: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
You: "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Her: "No, how much?"
You: "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Andy Miller."
--Guido
Originally posted by GrandiagodComment
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Wow, that's smooth.Comment
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Hey, are you gay?
Neither am I. Let's F*ck.
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Wow, that one is actually pretty clever.Originally posted by GuidoHunterI watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.Comment
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You: Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?Originally posted by Kilgamayan
Her: No...how much do they weigh?
You: The average male weighs 450 to 600 pounds. I bet you didnt know that.
Her: No...
You: Yep, I'm pretty smart.
Her: ...
You: My penis size is above average. I bet you didnt know that either. Hey - wait, dont walk away. Yeah, whatever! Get out of here, I dont date stupid skanks anyways! Geez, what a b*tch huh!?
Some guy: What? Who are you? Why are you talking to me.
You: I am the smartest guy in this room, probably and I wasnt talking to you, I was talking at you.Comment
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Jewpin's so smooth that he can find a way to screw up any chance to get a girl.
--Guido
Originally posted by GrandiagodComment
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"I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."Comment
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Grandia should win.Originally posted by GrandiagodStatus: Innactive Onehander
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That's why I have a shirt that says "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" so I dont have to say anything...I just point to the shirt. It's really clever. I got it out of a magazine...there were a lot of really cool shirts in that magazine. There was one shirt with a wizard fighting a dragon...man, I wanted that shirt so much, but it was like...40 bucks...so I opted for the other shirt. I think it was a wise choice as it adds like +10 to my "sup ladies?" atribute.Originally posted by GuidoHunter
ps. I dont really own a shirt like that.
pps. If you do own that shirt, you should have spent the money on like...burritos or something.Comment
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OH! It's not anal lice, I just have crabs.
but that wouldn't be a pickup line if someone's already gotten to that point.Status: Innactive Onehander
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A: Are your legs tired?
B: No, why?
A: Kuz you been runnin round my mind all day!
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xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO MEOriginally posted by Synthlight
xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to meComment
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I'm Rick JamesComment
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Is that an insult?Originally posted by vashthestampede0987Status: Innactive Onehander
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