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  • Cj_leonine
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2005
    • 2070

    #1

    Pickup line

    A : So, you like teddy bears?

    B: Yea

    A: Do they make you feel all warm and tingly inside?

    B: ... Not really.

    A: Oh. . . Well I can.
    Status: Innactive Onehander

    Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night
  • stretchypanda
    shock me shock me
    • Sep 2004
    • 4123

    #2
    Re: Pickup line

    Hey ladies, I don't wanna come between ya... or do I?

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    • chickendude
      Away from Computer
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2003
      • 1901

      #3
      Re: Pickup line

      so a dyslexic man walks into a bra

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      • mattyohh
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2006
        • 349

        #4
        Re: Pickup line

        did you just fart? cause you blew me away
        Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
        You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

        Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

        -Fish
        lol

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        • flypie743
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2004
          • 3210

          #5
          Re: Pickup line

          OH WAIT I HAVE ONE LOL.

          ARE YOU WEARING SPACEPANTS?? CAUSE YOUR BUTT IS OUTTA THIS WORLD.

          IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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          • super-smashman
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2004
            • 2638

            #6
            Re: Pickup line

            A: Is 20 bucks enough?

            B: Not if you want it from behind.

            A: Damn, how about 30 then?

            B: 35.

            A: Hop in.
            Last edited by super-smashman; 03-9-2006, 06:46 PM.

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            • mattyohh
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2006
              • 349

              #7
              Re: Pickup line

              A: Did it hurt?
              B: Did what hurt?
              A: When you fell from heven
              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
              You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

              Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

              -Fish
              lol

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              • NaOTa4231
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2004
                • 743

                #8
                Re: Pickup line

                If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

                Not really a pick up line, but still funny:

                Guy sitting to the left of me: If you were a pirate would you have you put your parrot here(touches left shoulder) or here(puts arm around me)?


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                1 Million Posts ^^^^^^^^^^ 8 )

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                • Mindfields
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 1566

                  #9
                  Re: Pickup line

                  Check out this hot stuff:

                  WOO HEY BABY YOU'RE AN OBJECT!

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                  • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                    Threat Emulation
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • May 2004
                    • 5184

                    #10
                    Re: Pickup line

                    Hey, whats your name?
                    My name is chuck,
                    And I'm here to ****.
                    You wanna get down?

                    Originally posted by Lightdarkness
                    I'm light f**king darkness

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                    • JurseyRider734
                      lil j the bad b-word
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 7506

                      #11
                      Re: Pickup line

                      is your daddy a baker cause you've got a nice set of buns
                      Originally posted by Arch0wl
                      I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                      Originally posted by Afrobean
                      Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                      the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                      Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                      • Quicker
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 146

                        #12
                        Re: Pickup line

                        Should I call u in the morning or just nudge you?

                        Gigadee gigadee GIG-A-DEE

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                        • jewpinthethird
                          (The Fat's Sabobah)
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 11711

                          #13
                          Re: Pickup line

                          Q: Have you ever seen a grown man cry?

                          I have yet to get a response.

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                          • Grandiagod
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 6122

                            #14
                            Re: Pickup line

                            Don't worry... I like it bloody!
                            He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                            • Omeganitros
                              auauauau
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 8897

                              #15
                              Re: Pickup line

                              Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                              Q: Have you ever seen a grown man cry?

                              I have yet to get a response.
                              ...How do you DO it, man? Do your super powers include Super-Brilliance?

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