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  • Cj_leonine
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2005
    • 2070
    #1

    Pickup line

    A : So, you like teddy bears?

    B: Yea

    A: Do they make you feel all warm and tingly inside?

    B: ... Not really.

    A: Oh. . . Well I can.
    Status: Innactive Onehander

    Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night
    Tags: None
    • stretchypanda
      shock me shock me
      • Sep 2004
      • 4123
      #2
      Re: Pickup line

      Hey ladies, I don't wanna come between ya... or do I?

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        • chickendude
          Away from Computer
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Sep 2003
          • 1901
          #3
          Re: Pickup line

          so a dyslexic man walks into a bra

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            • mattyohh
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2006
              • 349
              #4
              Re: Pickup line

              did you just fart? cause you blew me away
              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
              You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

              Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

              -Fish
              lol

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                • flypie743
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3210
                  #5
                  Re: Pickup line

                  OH WAIT I HAVE ONE LOL.

                  ARE YOU WEARING SPACEPANTS?? CAUSE YOUR BUTT IS OUTTA THIS WORLD.

                  IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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                    • super-smashman
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2638
                      #6
                      Re: Pickup line

                      A: Is 20 bucks enough?

                      B: Not if you want it from behind.

                      A: Damn, how about 30 then?

                      B: 35.

                      A: Hop in.
                      Last edited by super-smashman; 03-9-2006, 06:46 PM.

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                        • mattyohh
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 349
                          #7
                          Re: Pickup line

                          A: Did it hurt?
                          B: Did what hurt?
                          A: When you fell from heven
                          Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                          You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

                          Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

                          -Fish
                          lol

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                            • NaOTa4231
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 743
                              #8
                              Re: Pickup line

                              If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

                              Not really a pick up line, but still funny:

                              Guy sitting to the left of me: If you were a pirate would you have you put your parrot here(touches left shoulder) or here(puts arm around me)?


                              http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=40490

                              1 Million Posts ^^^^^^^^^^ 8 )

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                                • Mindfields
                                  Banned
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 1566
                                  #9
                                  Re: Pickup line

                                  Check out this hot stuff:

                                  WOO HEY BABY YOU'RE AN OBJECT!

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                                    • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                                      Threat Emulation
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 5184
                                      #10
                                      Re: Pickup line

                                      Hey, whats your name?
                                      My name is chuck,
                                      And I'm here to ****.
                                      You wanna get down?

                                      Originally posted by Lightdarkness
                                      I'm light f**king darkness

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                                        • JurseyRider734
                                          lil j the bad b-word
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 7506
                                          #11
                                          Re: Pickup line

                                          is your daddy a baker cause you've got a nice set of buns
                                          Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                          I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                          Originally posted by Afrobean
                                          Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                          the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                          Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                            • Quicker
                                              FFR Veteran
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 146
                                              #12
                                              Re: Pickup line

                                              Should I call u in the morning or just nudge you?

                                              Gigadee gigadee GIG-A-DEE

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                                                • jewpinthethird
                                                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                                                  FFR Music Producer
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 11711
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Pickup line

                                                  Q: Have you ever seen a grown man cry?

                                                  I have yet to get a response.

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                                                    • Grandiagod
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 6122
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Pickup line

                                                      Don't worry... I like it bloody!
                                                      He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                                                        • Omeganitros
                                                          auauauau
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 8897
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Pickup line

                                                          Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                                                          Q: Have you ever seen a grown man cry?

                                                          I have yet to get a response.
                                                          ...How do you DO it, man? Do your super powers include Super-Brilliance?

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