Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

[MalReynolds]

In a word, no.

Well, I went to the doctor where I was diagnosed:

Acute stress disorder caused by something subconcious which causes momentary adrenaline surges which upstart my heart, giving me palpatations.

Solution? Counseling.

My solution? Ignore it.

Mal

[Tokzic]

RE: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Mal's not dying? Super!

Though I was sort of expecting some entertaining Russian phone calls.

[MalReynolds]

RE: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

There's a moderatley funny story about the bus that involves a crack dealer and an angry chinese lady, but I'll write about that later.

Mal

[NaOTa4231]

Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

My solution? Ignore it.

Yay for not caring.

But seriously I'm glad that it was just that

[igotrhythm]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Kickstart my heart! (Music/VG reference there. ) It's good to know you'll be with us for at least a while longer.

[MalReynolds]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

I do believe one of the major factors was my old job as a street ticket salesman. There was much pressure and it started after I got that job.

But, that's that. Another chapter of my life has closed.

Mal

PS: someone pay my cell phone bill?

[Layla-Day]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

I would, but mines was $216 so...gets you just SOL.

BOT: Thats good to know. Now I still get the chance of annoying the hell outta you.

[xObserveRx]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Exactly what I have/had Mal... kinda shitty, but isn't very chronic or severe.

If Anxiety attacks begin, and are your cup of tea, you'll be having types of fun. If not, be prepared, they're no fun either.

[Grandiagod]

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What an anticlimax.

[lord_carbo]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Yay, you're alive.

Shit

[esupin]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Don't worry, everyone. By the time we're 65, we'll have more problems than the SAT math section. If it's not one thing, it's another.

[MalReynolds]

Re: RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

What an anticlimax.

I'm sorry that repressed memories that are causing me stress and an unstable heart aren't exciting enough for you. I'll get right on developing another problem.

Mal

[Grandiagod]

RE: Re: RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Kidding... C'mon, I don't want you to die or whatever.

[MalReynolds]

RE: Re: RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Too late. I've already injected myself with AIDS type 2 and I'm now fervently working on a cure while stealing cars.

More later.

Mal

[Grandiagod]

RE: Re: RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

AIDS 2.0? Awsome!