Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

[MalReynolds]

RE: Re: RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

It's better, stronger and faster than AIDS 1.0. You can get it just by looking at me.

Whoops, flipped the car. Running away from the bad guys on foot. Closing laptop now.

Mal

[FoJaR]

RE: Re: RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

stress is no joke

i have white hairs.

[FishFishRevolution]

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Hey, good for you!

Glad you're not dying.

XD

[xObserveRx]

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AIDS 1.0 FTW.

Btw, you owe me a car now... dick.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

In a word, no.

Well, I went to the doctor where I was diagnosed:

Acute stress disorder caused by something subconcious which causes momentary adrenaline surges which upstart my heart, giving me palpatations.

Solution? Counseling.

My solution? Ignore it.

Mal

More like:

Mal: Hey doc, what's wrong with me?

Doctor: i dunno...stress?

[MalReynolds]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

More like:

Nurse: Can you tell me what's wrong?

Mal: Something with my ticker.

Nurse: I'm going to need you to be specific.

Mal: Alright, lemme think. It randomly speeds up and slows down for a period of three to eight seconds one to three times a day. When it stops, I'm fatigued, short of breath and it makes me dizzy.

Nurse: Okay. The doctor'll be in.

(Scene change. Doctor is in)

Doctor: Hey, do you get dizzy at all after?

Me: No.

Doctor; Headaches?

Me: No.

Doctor: Other symptoms?

Me: No.

Doctor: Uh-huh. Well, it looks like- DIAGNOSIS.

Me: Oshi

Mal

[FluorescentArmy]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

Ever sinced I stopped drinking 12 glasses of tea a day, my heart stopped beating faster. Its normal now. I sleep easier, I dont get short of breath. and I am less irritable. Every now and then I get a really bad craving for tea, but I hold it off. 2 weeks without tea. Wow I am good at this game.


Well, I am happy for you Mal. Glad you're not dying. Did they test you at all? My mother would have me tested for Herpes all the way to like Syphillus. There are like 10 letters between there. Thats alot of diseases.

YAY

[super-smashman]

RE: Re: Am I dying? The FINAL CHAPTER

AIDS 2.0?

OH, you mean Super AIDS...

[NightSonnett]

How much is your cell phone bill?

I'm willing to chip in because I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

And your bill hasn't been payed for like...TWO MONTHS.

But I'm glad you're okay

[MalReynolds]

My bill, for those interested in helping me pay it, is $130 because Sprint sucks balls.

Mal

[FluorescentArmy]

Lol. Cellular phone malarky. I use those prepaid things. It's so much easier and you dont pay out the ass for like one month. And you can get more minutes whenever you want. With mine, the minutes roll over. It's so cool. But I don't get all of those fancy games and cords to hook it up to your computer. I just get Media.NeT which is the internet. But it cost 5 minutes to sign on. But there isn't a fee for how long you use it like the AIM services.

[xObserveRx]

god damn cell phones... stick with the ones attached to the wall... *sigh*

[FluorescentArmy]

The ones attached to the wall have flaws too. Cellulars are portable though. But they do have ridiculous numbers. The home phones at least everyone in your area in the US has the generally the same AC and the other 3 number one too.

[MalReynolds]

Ah, yes, but long distance calls cost an assload on regular phones, even with a good long distance plan.

Considering the people I call and call me, I need cheaper long distance.

Mal

[Shopowner200]

Glad you aren't dying.