My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
There was an ad above the article when I saw it, and it read "easy as pie," so my first reaction was thinking it said "man dates pie for six months," and spent a good minute laughing at that.
Then I saw the article title and laughed at that for awhile.
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