Wait, what was his mom doing on a singles' site if she's still married? Why is her husband only upset that he became the butt of his friends' jokes and not that HIS WIFE WAS GOING TO MEET SOME GUY FROM THE INTARWEB?
ROFL omfg.... hi mom
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Sounds like somebody's marriage isn't too great. Also, why the hell did they blurt it out to the police officer. The last thing I'd want is for ANYONE TO KNOW THIS SECRET EVER. I would have become a mute for a day after something like that. Good for me I 1) don't use singles sites and 2) know how my mom talks online and 3) am fairly sure mom doesn't use singles sites either. >__>
Oh wait, no wonder the guy needed an e-date. HE WAS AN X-RAY TECH ROFL!
PS:
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(
In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.
So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
And I write the blog for their website.
Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =OComment
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I could kind of tell by the way the article was written.
No x-ray tech says anything like, "It was my mama!"
Plus, some of the grammar is a bit off.
And finally, I wrote a story very similar to that called "Club Pogo No-No!" But that one is far too racy for this site.
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Haha that's awesome
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
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he officalt go pwnd ownd and w/e else there is out there... lmfao :P o wait its fake.. oh well still goodComment





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