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  • stretchypanda
    shock me shock me
    • Sep 2004
    • 4123

    #16
    Wait, what was his mom doing on a singles' site if she's still married? Why is her husband only upset that he became the butt of his friends' jokes and not that HIS WIFE WAS GOING TO MEET SOME GUY FROM THE INTARWEB?

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    • Silver_Brian
      ¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(o_°)/¯
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Apr 2005
      • 5576

      #17
      Wow, that was insane. If I saw them, I'd laugh at them. Also, what Panda said.

      Originally posted by Moogle-master
      i now have another excuse to grow a dick
      Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
      "i've seen your little boy's penis"

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      • evilbutterfly
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2003
        • 5784

        #18
        Sounds like somebody's marriage isn't too great. Also, why the hell did they blurt it out to the police officer. The last thing I'd want is for ANYONE TO KNOW THIS SECRET EVER. I would have become a mute for a day after something like that. Good for me I 1) don't use singles sites and 2) know how my mom talks online and 3) am fairly sure mom doesn't use singles sites either. >__>

        Oh wait, no wonder the guy needed an e-date. HE WAS AN X-RAY TECH ROFL!

        PS:
        When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
        So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

        In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

        So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
        And I write the blog for their website.

        Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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        • hydrojakep
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2003
          • 2293

          #19
          Noah wins.



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          • lord_carbo
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2004
            • 6222

            #20
            "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
            This article redefines "I did your mom".
            last.fm

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            • banditcom
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2003
              • 6243

              #21
              Oh and case you didn't know, the WWN on Yahoo is a fake article section.

              Yahoo Entertainment is your source for the latest TV, movies, music, and celebrity news, including interviews, trailers, photos, and first looks.


              It wouldn't have been funny if I told you it was fake before.

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              • MalReynolds
                CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                • Sep 2003
                • 6571

                #22
                I could kind of tell by the way the article was written.

                No x-ray tech says anything like, "It was my mama!"

                Plus, some of the grammar is a bit off.

                And finally, I wrote a story very similar to that called "Club Pogo No-No!" But that one is far too racy for this site.

                Mal
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                • Pumble
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1301

                  #23
                  I would have believed it if you hadn't said it was fake, but i did find the use of "gal" in the headline weird.

                  but still

                  OLO

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                  • msbrunnettemickey
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 1780

                    #24
                    Haha that's awesome

                    בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                    מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                    יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                    אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                    אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                    אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                    ודואג ודואג נורא

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                    • chickendude
                      Away from Computer
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 1901

                      #25
                      Its still a rofl/10 XD

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                      • Mindfields
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 1566

                        #26
                        I saw it earlier than all you mufuggas on a smaller forum I go to.
                        None for you.

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                        • Hellbound14
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 14

                          #27
                          he officalt go pwnd ownd and w/e else there is out there... lmfao :P o wait its fake.. oh well still good

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                          • nyra
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 127

                            #28
                            quite nice not so funny after knowing it was a fake but nice

                            omg its pikachu

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