Pickup Lines

[Omeganitros]

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Quoteth Brian Clevinger...."Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you’ve got nice cans!" "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."


Jurs: I know pickup lines don't work. But they're ultra-corny, which makes them funny.

[jewpinthethird]

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"I'd really like to get to know you."

"Tell me about your dreams."

"I cried at the end of The Notebook."

[female]

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Nice shoes ...

Whatever. Just an excuse for my off-topicality.
Jewpin your avatar makes me think of Space Channel 5 every time I see it.

[nickadeemus]

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[jewpinthethird]

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Oh nickadeemus! Always thinking outside the box!

[Chromer]

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"I'm a Love Pirate and I've come for your booty."

Top that. XD

[xObserveRx]

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Top that? Nick already won this competition... sorry.

[dancingmaniac3]

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lol nick, thats classic.

[Tps222]

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Guy: Do you have any italian in you?

Girl: No.

Guy: Do you want any italian in you?


Nick ftw.

[Grandiagod]

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Are your parents related?
Because your a very special girl.

[gowereinside]

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Hey baby why don't you sit on my lap and lets talk about what pops up first.

[ruifio894]

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Oh babe! I knew it was you forever. I knew you were the one to go all the way with me and finally destroy the Ring!!!!

[Specforces]

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The one that always works for me.

Me: Hi
Her: Oh, hi.
Me: My name's Corey, what's your's?
Her: Oh, I'm ______. Nice to meet you!
Me: Want to dance?
Her: Sure.
*Dance floor ensues
Me: Want a drink or something?
Her: Sure.
*Gets drink
Me: So, what do you do for a living, are you going to college?
Her:_______________________________
Her: What do you do?
Me: Oh, I work with nuclear weapons.
Her: Stop joking around, that's funny, what do you really do?
Me: I'm serious, I'm in the Air Force. Want a trip on base?
Her: Seriously?? OK cool.
*Goes to base
Me: Oh, that's my house over there, nothing exciting.
Her: OH, I want to see.
*Goes inside
Her: wow, you have a decent setup
Me: Yeah, it's not bad.
Her: I really don't want to go home.
Me: Want to watch a movie?
Her: Sure.

Now, for all of you above the age of 17, you know what happens after this. The ol' DVD trick, never fails.


-The wise one.

[lightdarkness]

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The one that always works for me.

Me: Hi
Her: Oh, hi.
Me: My name's Corey, what's your's?
Her: Oh, I'm ______. Nice to meet you!
Me: Want to dance?
Her: Sure.
*Dance floor ensues
Me: Want a drink or something?
Her: Sure.
*Gets drink
Me: So, what do you do for a living, are you going to college?
Her:_______________________________
Her: What do you do?
Me: Oh, I work with nuclear weapons.
Her: Stop joking around, that's funny, what do you really do?
Me: I'm serious, I'm in the Air Force. Want a trip on base?
Her: Seriously?? OK cool.
*Goes to base
Me: Oh, that's my house over there, nothing exciting.
Her: OH, I want to see.
*Goes inside
Her: wow, you have a decent setup
Me: Yeah, it's not bad.
Her: I really don't want to go home.
Me: Want to watch a movie?
Her: Sure.

Now, for all of you above the age of 17, you know what happens after this. The ol' DVD trick, never fails.


-The wise one.

I'll fix it for you Corey...

Me: Hi
Her: Oh, hi.
Me: My name's Corey, what's your's?
Her: Oh, I'm ______. Nice to meet you!
Me: Want to dance?
Her: Sure.
*Dance floor ensues
Me: Want a drink or something?
Her: Sure.
*Gets drink
Me: So, what do you do for a living, are you going to college?
Her:_______________________________
Her: What do you do?
Me: Oh, I work with nuclear weapons.
Her: TERORRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Specforces]

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Sorry bebe, it's a little bit over your head now innit?