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  • MonkeyFoo
    FFR Veteran
    • Sep 2004
    • 397
    #1

    Pickup Lines

    I don't care how many of these there have been. Post pickup lines, it's simple. I make no rules about PG-13 ratings, and as such, the one I'll start you off with isn't so clean itself:



    That shirt is quite becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be cumming too.



    Let the torrent pour forth!
    How has it been 15 years
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    • blahblah18
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2004
      • 1662
      #2
      RE: Pickup Lines

      I'm worth over 25 million dollars.
      but for now... postCount++

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        • FishFishRevolution
          GotR Creator
          • Nov 2003
          • 7251
          #3
          Re: RE: Pickup Lines

          Originally posted by blahblah18
          I'm worth over 25 million dollars.
          HAHAHAHAHA

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            • Tasuke
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2003
              • 1671
              #4
              RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

              Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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                • lord_carbo
                  FFR Player
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 6222
                  #5
                  RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                  "If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put the'I' next to the 'U'"

                  Don't expect this pickup line to get you laid, though, in fact, if it does, give me a video of it. I want to ROFL.
                  last.fm

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                    • JurseyRider734
                      lil j the bad b-word
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 7506
                      #6
                      RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                      None of these work.

                      Trust me, i'm a girl. Don't even bother posting.
                      Originally posted by Arch0wl
                      I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                      Originally posted by Afrobean
                      Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                      the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                      Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                        • lightdarkness
                          Summer!!
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11308
                          #7
                          RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                          Hay baybay

                          Does that work Jurs?

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                            • JurseyRider734
                              lil j the bad b-word
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 7506
                              #8
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                              Originally posted by lightdarkness
                              Hay baybay

                              Hey, sexy. Let's bone.
                              Originally posted by Arch0wl
                              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                              Originally posted by Afrobean
                              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                • Tasselfoot
                                  Retired BOSS
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 25185
                                  #9
                                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                                  Jurs... I'm pretty sure Blah's works. Assuming you do in fact have a net worth in 7 or 8 figures.
                                  RIP

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                                    • dontcareaboutmyid
                                      FFR Player
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 2103
                                      #10
                                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                                      If you're feeling unlucky I have some wood you can knock on
                                      Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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                                        • Tokzic
                                          FFR Player
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 6878
                                          #11
                                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                                          "Hi, I was using a divining rod and it pointed me here. It's my penis by the way. I named him Killer."
                                          "Oh, cool. Want to have sex?"
                                          "Sure."

                                          Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                                            • dancingmaniac3
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 1873
                                              #12
                                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                                              oh dang lets bang

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                                                • scorpio1690
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 4817
                                                  #13
                                                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                                                  Tasuke stole mine Btw that one does work


                                                  Incest is best put your sister to the test.

                                                  That'll work on the ladies.

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                                                    • jewpinthethird
                                                      (The Fat's Sabobah)
                                                      FFR Music Producer
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 11711
                                                      #14
                                                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                                                      "I could live with you and not the sun."

                                                      My drunk friend said that to a girl. I thought it was quite poetic.

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                                                        • Pollux-
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                          • 194
                                                          #15
                                                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pickup Lines

                                                          Does anyone know some pick up lines from family guy? the ones that quagmire says?
                                                          -In all seriousness, I dont give a damn-

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