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  • blahblah18
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2004
    • 1662

    #1

    Well Here Goes

    Ok, so I've gotten myself into one of those "pickles", although I'm not entirely sure how bad it will be.

    I may have signed up for an intramural hockey team, and I may have said I want to be the goalie, and this may be because I really don't know how to ice skate. Like I can go forwards and turn, but that's about it. So hey guys, anyone play hockey? Do I have any shot of not looking retarded? I'm sure I can be fine goalie, and I assume skating is a minimum from that position?
    but for now... postCount++

  • stretchypanda
    shock me shock me
    • Sep 2004
    • 4123

    #2
    RE: Well Here Goes

    This is why I always cower in fear when the intramural chairs in my sorority stand up and say they need ONE MORE GIRL for some sport I don't know how to play and then seem to look RIGHT AT ME.

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    • lightdarkness
      Summer!!
      • Jul 2003
      • 11308

      #3
      RE: Well Here Goes

      Uhh, goallie's need to have the most skating ability, cause they do some fancy footwork while taking someone on (e.g. breakaway) or just shooting across the other side of the net.

      But what do I know? I haven't played hockey in 3 years

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      • blahblah18
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2004
        • 1662

        #4
        RE: Well Here Goes

        oops, and yup stretch that's precisely how it happened to me
        but for now... postCount++

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        • blahblah18
          FFR Player
          • Aug 2004
          • 1662

          #5
          RE: Well Here Goes

          also I figured
          A) goalies don't really have to skate backwards too much except fro when i leave the net and a breakaway the other way develops (soln, i'm not leaving the net)

          B) goalies are supposed to fall, it will mask when I fall, plus I have the net to support me
          but for now... postCount++

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          • iggymatrixcounter
            FFR Veteran
            • Nov 2003
            • 1924

            #6
            RE: Well Here Goes

            Worse comes to worse you play sooo bad that they kick you off the team XD.
            lastfm
            PANDORA

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            • Tasselfoot
              Retired BOSS
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jul 2003
              • 25185

              #7
              RE: Well Here Goes

              you got yourself a regular SNAFU there Scotty.

              Man, I'd almost come up to Brown just to see the hilarity that will be your first game. I demand to know the score after it happens and how fast they pull your ass... Only benefit is you're at an Ivy school, so chances are the guys aren't that good. But who knows. I'd be surprised if you have a 75% save percentage.

              This is so amusing.
              RIP

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              • GuidoHunter
                is against custom titles
                • Oct 2003
                • 7371

                #8
                RE: Well Here Goes

                I'm with you, Tass, except that if I lived where you did, I probably would go see it.

                If you can learn how to skate backward, you'll probably be fine. But it'll be quite embarassing if you glide out in front of the net and have to turn around to get back in position while the opposition scores on you while your back's turned.

                Man, I just got reminded of the time I had to play goalie on my intramural soccer team. That was atrocious.

                --Guido


                Originally posted by Grandiagod
                Originally posted by Grandiagod
                She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                • blahblah18
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1662

                  #9
                  RE: Well Here Goes

                  i don't plan on gliding out of the net
                  first game's on wednesday
                  but for now... postCount++

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                  • mead1
                    Cerebellumberjack
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 3960

                    #10
                    RE: Well Here Goes

                    Video tape it and post pics. Be sure to show judge/ini

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                    • JurseyRider734
                      lil j the bad b-word
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 7506

                      #11
                      Re: RE: Well Here Goes

                      Originally posted by blahblah18
                      i don't plan on gliding out of the net
                      first game's on wednesday

                      You should play a little farther out so that they are coming up on one side they don't have as many options of where to shoot it, that way it can only go between you (in the middle) and the edge of the net, cutting the area to score in half and giving you a better chance at saving it.

                      But oh well.
                      Originally posted by Arch0wl
                      I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                      Originally posted by Afrobean
                      Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                      the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                      Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                      • talisman
                        Resident Penguin
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • May 2003
                        • 4598

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: Well Here Goes

                        I'll tell this girl from high school that I know (whom chardish might know as well) that went to brown to go and videotape.

                        Or maybe not because that would be weird.

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                        • banditcom
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 6243

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Well Here Goes

                          Oh man... I so wish I could see this.

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                          • msbrunnettemickey
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 1780

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Well Here Goes

                            My friend was in the same situation...

                            He didn't really come out alive from his first game.

                            Good luck!

                            בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                            מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                            יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                            אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                            אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                            אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                            ודואג ודואג נורא

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                            • GuidoHunter
                              is against custom titles
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: Well Here Goes

                              You don't plan on gliding out; it's just something that happens when you're without considerable friction. Especially if you're leaning forward like goalies are wont to do.

                              --Guido


                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                              Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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