Washing hands

[suicidalmuskrat]

I'm with guido. My penis is squeaky clean. Sometimes I don't even touch it throughout the whole process, and if there's an automatic flush, then there's no need for me to. When I need to, I do...but I don't do it just b/c I was in the bathroom.

[Squeek]

I can FEEL whether or not my hands are dirty and it makes me want to wash. Everytime I get to my destination after driving, I wash my hands. Before every meal, after every potty break, etc. Many times a day.

I used to be a counselor for a Sports Camp over the summer and I FORCED the kids to use soap. They normally did not. They thought just passing a hand under the faucet for a second was good enough. Idiots. And people wonder why I spend a minute lathering soap on my hands.

~Squeek

[Anticrombie0909]

I work at a pizza place where absolutely everything is DISGUSTING, and is thusly washed at every given opportunity. The most disgusting thing of all, of course, is the human body, so that includes us. Not washing hands and handling food can literally be a firing offense.

[jewpinthethird]

The idea of eating something that has remains of urine on them is one of the most vile things. ever.

Actually, urine is virtually sterile. It can even be used to clean wounds. Urine should be the least of your worries.

I usually only wash my hands before I eat at a public place or when they are visably dirty. I usually never wash my hands before I cook for myself, unless I have reason to doubt the cleanliness of my hands. If I am cooking for other people, I always wash my hands out of courtesy.

In case you are wondering, I rarely get sick.

[stretchypanda]

My girlfriend knows how often I wash my hands (all the time when I'm around her) because I DELIGHT in teasing her with extremely cold hands.

Sigh.

I've gotten better about washing my hands after using the bathroom, especially at home. I don't really like the soap in public restrooms, so I rarely use it. Then Bath and Body Works came into my life and gave me the "Any four anti-bacterial soaps for ten dollars" special, so I stocked up on wonderful-smelling anti-bac hand gels (the ones that don't need water) and I know that's not as good as actually washing your hands, but it gets the job done.

By the way, Chardish, I'd rather clean a thousand men's rooms before a women's after working at Arby's. Women don't want to sit on the seat, because of that whole "ZOMG BACTERIA" thing, and women, for obvious reasons CAN'T AIM, so they piss all over the seat, the floor, the wall. It's disgusting. And then there's The Box. Women in public restrooms are NOT courteous about making sure their feminine items are wrapped up in toilet paper or anything to keep them from making a huge mess in The Box. It's gross.

[JurseyRider734]

Hey Jurs... just because this is gonna mess with your head for days....

There is not only feces on almost everything you touch (in your house or otherwise)

Yes, I'm already aware of this. My dad rarely washes his hands after going to the bathroom, and if he does, he does it at the kitchen sink and ends up touching other things with...er.."remains" on his hands. I had to give him LESSONS in hand washing because he would put a little bit of soap on his hands, then rinse it right off. I spend a lot of time washing my hands. I'm pretty much paranoid about everything. Heck, i'm paranoid about typing on this laptop because my dad uses it sometimes (HELLO PEEPEE AND POOPOO LOL), so I used those "Wet Ones" wipes and I used to wipe the laptop about 4 times a day with them. Of course I made sure I got the one that says "ANTI BACTERIAL" on the front. I also have a can of Green Apple lysol in my room.


Yeah...I'm pretty OCD :\

[Tps222]

Jurs, ever seen matchstick men?

Wash only if necessary, around people, or cooking, other then that, I don't see the big deal about it. So what if you get a few germs, if you ever do get sick, which you don't most the time, your over it in a few days. The cost greatly outway the risks.

[The_Q]

I can FEEL whether or not my hands are dirty and it makes me want to wash.

Exactly. If my hands feel dirty but don't look it, I get to scrubbing. This happens a lot after events where I touch lots of stuff, shake hands, high five, or (ironically) clean stuff.

Q

[ToshX]

I wash my hands after I go to the bathroom or when I come from outside playing a sport. You know how you play basketball, it bounces off the rim really hard, goes in the grass through dog crap? That's my view of it. I'm not excessive about it in any way, I never just leisurely wash my hands for no reason.

[jewpinthethird]

You know, it is good for your immune system to expose yourself to harmless amounts of diseases, bacteria, etc. It can also help you build up a tolerence to new viruses...like a natural flu shot.

And once again, I am going to state: urine is virtually sterile.

[QreepyBORIS]

I wash my hands almost every time after going to the bathroom. Sometimes if I'm in a hurry I won't (if I know they're clean).

[lightdarkness]

I wash my hands almost every time after going to the bathroom. Sometimes if I'm in a hurry I won't (if I know they're clean).

[whorlichan]

Haven't you guys ever listened to George Carlin? He makes a big point of how retardedly sick everyone nowadays gets BECAUSE they keep washing their hands, and using anti-bacterial EVERYTHING, and never exposing themselves to germs. This is how we end up with stupid children allergic to the entire fucking WORLD. I think it's very very stupid.

That said, I wash my hands if they're obviously dirty. I wash them sometimes after I go to the bathroom at home, and sometimes (slightly more often) if I go to a public bathroom.

[hydrojakep]

I wash my hands almost every time after going to the bathroom. Sometimes if I'm in a hurry I won't (if I know they're clean).

But i do share drinks.

With like, everyone.

I dont really care.

[JurseyRider734]

What if they had herpes.