KoL Clan

[alainbryden]

to get the golde fronts, tps, you need to pass all the tests like stealing your own pants and such. It might take a while ifyou aren't level 5 or something.

[Tps222]

I did that, is it in the store there?

[alainbryden]

yeah, they are available in that store.

[Tps222]

yea, I need 1500.Enchantment:
Muscle +15

(Disco Bandits only)

Stupid goofballs, i swore they helped, damn, they must be really powerfull. Sorry Chardish

[User6773]

I'm a Pastamancer, so my stats are Mysticality > Muscle > Moxie.

I guess when I go through withdrawal I'll spend all my adventures at the Hidden Temple. Free stat points with no monsters.

[evilbutterfly]

Limmerick dungeon is much better, I'm pretty sure. You have to have at least 15 of your base stat, though. And Chardish, Pastamancers need Muscle boosts the most, I think. It increases so slowly usually.

[User6773]

Mysticality increases faster than Muscle increases faster than Moxie.

[evilbutterfly]

Just bought the hoboflex. Go into the clan gym and work out on it to increase muscle. And don't complain about my purchase choice. I put up most of the money for it, so it was my decision. If you want something else, contribute so we can afford more. =P

Now, for those of you who want to make quick meat or if you need stat boosts, do these things:

-Get a Familiar Grow Terrarium, at the Market
-Get a Hermit Permit (market) and some worthless trinkets (sewer, use chewing gum on a string).
-Go to the Hermit, get a volleyball.
-Use a seal tooth to stab your hand.
-Use the volleyball to get a blood-faced volleyball.
-Put that in your Terrarium. You can take it with you and it will up your stats.
-Go back to the Hermit.
-Get a 10-leaf clover. If he doesn't have any, just leave and come back the next day. He only has them sometimes.
-Go to the Spooky Forest (in the Distant Woods)
-You will get a bowl of Lucky Charms. Eat them. If there is no leprechaun at the bottom, go back the Spooky Forest with a new 10-leaf clover.
-Put the leprechaun into the terrarium. You can now take him with you, and he will increase the meat you get from battle.

Also, if you have enough meat to blow, go to the arena and fight with your familiar against other ones. After 10 wins you'll get an item that adds 5 pounds to your guy. This makes their benefits much better, and it's well worth the meat you invest in the arena fighting.

[Afrobean]

I love hoboflex. I just went up 2 levels entirely thanks to it. Sure, I used all 200 of my adventures, but I don't care. I don't play this game much anyway.

[Spazzbite]

Just so you guys know:

Muscle: Determines chance of hitting an enemy/Power of hitting an enemy
Mysticality: MP amount and Spell Strength
Moxie: Ability to dodge attacks and get combat initiative.

MOXIE IS A BIG THING PEOPLE.

Trebek is a pastamancer, and I take A LOT less damage than he does. He takes about 40 damage from enemies in higher levels, I take 7-9. DON'T NEGLECT YOUR MOXIE.

[evilbutterfly]

I'm getting the Moxie thing next. I really do think that Mysticality is the most useless thing. Not that it's useless, it just isn't nearly as important in my mind.

[Spazzbite]

Just a quick flash of my stats and accomplishments, to prove that I know what I'm talking about. Also note that I actually have about 250k meat, it's just in my colossal closet right now. I also have a 25 pound Cocoabo that is currently in my terrarium.

Items I have equipped: Star Hat, Star Sword, Star Pants, Badass Belt, Ye Olde Golde Frontes, Boris's Ring.

[blahblah18]

I"ve done all those, except I have no trophies. C'est la vie.

[sleeplessdragn]

hey spazz wanna donate an imitation nice watch over to someone else who knows wat they are talking about? *points to self* anyways on the comment about milking the stash until your out of karma, i donated about 100k to the stash, so my karma is almost imopssible to drain. ive donated a good share of items as well.

[Spazzbite]

hey spazz wanna donate an imitation nice watch over to someone else who knows wat they are talking about? *points to self* anyways on the comment about milking the stash until your out of karma, i donated about 100k to the stash, so my karma is almost imopssible to drain. ive donated a good share of items as well.

LOL. Why the hell would I want to donate an item worth 375k-425k to someone for absolutely no reason? And you should know that often times it's better to donate meat stacks/dense meat stacks to the clan coffer, that way bulk amounts can be taken at once. Plus, it looks a lot nicer when you turn 500 meat stacks into 50k instead of just pulling 50k out.