Make your movie.

[Omeganitros]

No, not really. But my challenge is this:

Everyone loves being a critic of movies. Do you think you could do better? Show me. Just post alot of ideas you would use to make your own movie, if your resources were unlimited.

[Squeek]

RE: Make your movie.

I made an AMV.

Take about 3 guesses to figure out what it consists of.

<-- Hint #1.

1:45 of the Kitty goodness.

I bet I could expand the timeframe for it and add in some special effects. It would be a hit all around the world.

~Squeek

[evilbutterfly]

RE: Make your movie.

I would make an action movie that was nothing more than an action movie. No plot, no arch nemesis, just action. People who watch action movies watch them for the action, so my film wouldn't be watered down with plotlines and character development. It would follow one man through one day in his action-packed life. Imagine this now, if you will:

The movie fades in to a guy laying in bed, his alarm clock beeping at him. He rises and rubs his eyes, muttering how he hates going to work. He reaches and hits the alarm clock off, but there is still a beeping. He rolls out of bed just as a huge explosion happens on the other side. Ninjas run in through the hole in his wall and he begins fighting. He looks at the clock while fighting and exclaims, "CRAP! I'm late!!" From here he gets dressed WHILE fighting the enemies, then runs and jumps into his car. While driving full speed more people attack him, shooting at his car. He reaches in the back seat and gets his own gun, laying down some coverfire and evading as best he can. At some point he manages to knock an enemy off of his motorcycle and jump on as his car explodes, causing mass explosions and cars being hurled into the air for no apparent reason. He continues to work, fighting people with guns and kicking them off of their bikes, weaving in and out of traffic and going off of ramps that are conveniently placed.

He manages to barely get into work in time, with some angry looks from his boss. He sits in his cubicle and begins typing, but not long after he sits he hears a knock at one side of the cube. He looks right and a ninja tries to choke him from the left. He commences fighting with the hordes of ninjas again, picking up a letter opener and knife fighting, then later progressing to sword fighting, all while typing and doing work on the computer. Perhaps he would even answer the phones and transfer someone to another department, then use the phone as a sort of weapon and swing it into ninjas and choke them with the cord.

He eventually leaves work and sees an old lady about to be hit by a truck. He dives and saves the old lady, only to have the people in the truck jump out and attack him. At some point, he swings the old lady and she kicks some bad guys, then he uses her cane to bash some more people. He then pardons himself and leaves the lady to go to the store. He gets a cart and begins walking, then some ninjas smash their carts into his. They begin racing through the supermarket, with ninjas pushing carts with ninjas in the carts, punching and kicking at the main character. He manages to fight them off, lead their carts into displays (which sends the ninjas flying through the air, of course). At the checkout line, a ninja places a bomb in his bag of groceries and he has to fling the bag up into the air then catch the falling fruits and vegetables after the explosion.

After that, I'm not sure what he would do. Perhaps he'll go to the arcade and fight people while playing a fighting game, and when the fight is over it'll show the game saying "K.O.!!" or something similar. Or may be he'll go to the laundramat and do his laundry while fighting people, shoving ninjas into dryers and choking them with his own dirty underwear. Also, it would be cool if at some point there was bullet-time dodging stuff, and at some point there could be a random transition to giant robot fighting. I'm not sure how to fit that in and maintain the "normal everyday reutine" theme, though.

Regardless of what happens, though, it will end with him going back to bed with the light on, but then asking a ninja who is ready to kill him, "Hey man, turn out the light. I'll cya in the morning!" as though it's completely normal.

It would be the most action-packed movie ever. People say only Jackie Chan could play the part, though. Seriously, getting dressed, doing your job, and cleaning your clothes while fighting? Nobody else can pull that off.

[QreepyBORIS]

RE: Make your movie.

Doctor, I have this reoccurring dream.

I'm on a cross carried by monks, and I try to parallel park on it. But someone else who is also on a monk-cross cuts me off and parallel parks instead! Then both of us are put down, and the monks start fighting, like ninjas.



Whoever can point out what movie the scene I described is from is AWESOME.

[prayerbassist15]

I heard this movie idea from a comedian and i think it would be a hit. Remake "The Wizard of OZ" and have Robin Williams play ALL of the characters. I think it would be hilarious, but thats just me being a Robin Williams fan.

[Mindfields]

Re: RE: Make your movie.

I would make an action movie that was nothing more than an action movie. No plot, no arch nemesis, just action. People who watch action movies watch them for the action, so my film wouldn't be watered down with plotlines and character development. It would follow one man through one day in his action-packed life. Imagine this now, if you will:

The movie fades in to a guy laying in bed, his alarm clock beeping at him. He rises and rubs his eyes, muttering how he hates going to work. He reaches and hits the alarm clock off, but there is still a beeping. He rolls out of bed just as a huge explosion happens on the other side. Ninjas run in through the hole in his wall and he begins fighting. He looks at the clock while fighting and exclaims, "CRAP! I'm late!!" From here he gets dressed WHILE fighting the enemies, then runs and jumps into his car. While driving full speed more people attack him, shooting at his car. He reaches in the back seat and gets his own gun, laying down some coverfire and evading as best he can. At some point he manages to knock an enemy off of his motorcycle and jump on as his car explodes, causing mass explosions and cars being hurled into the air for no apparent reason. He continues to work, fighting people with guns and kicking them off of their bikes, weaving in and out of traffic and going off of ramps that are conveniently placed.

He manages to barely get into work in time, with some angry looks from his boss. He sits in his cubicle and begins typing, but not long after he sits he hears a knock at one side of the cube. He looks right and a ninja tries to choke him from the left. He commences fighting with the hordes of ninjas again, picking up a letter opener and knife fighting, then later progressing to sword fighting, all while typing and doing work on the computer. Perhaps he would even answer the phones and transfer someone to another department, then use the phone as a sort of weapon and swing it into ninjas and choke them with the cord.

He eventually leaves work and sees an old lady about to be hit by a truck. He dives and saves the old lady, only to have the people in the truck jump out and attack him. At some point, he swings the old lady and she kicks some bad guys, then he uses her cane to bash some more people. He then pardons himself and leaves the lady to go to the store. He gets a cart and begins walking, then some ninjas smash their carts into his. They begin racing through the supermarket, with ninjas pushing carts with ninjas in the carts, punching and kicking at the main character. He manages to fight them off, lead their carts into displays (which sends the ninjas flying through the air, of course). At the checkout line, a ninja places a bomb in his bag of groceries and he has to fling the bag up into the air then catch the falling fruits and vegetables after the explosion.

After that, I'm not sure what he would do. Perhaps he'll go to the arcade and fight people while playing a fighting game, and when the fight is over it'll show the game saying "K.O.!!" or something similar. Or may be he'll go to the laundramat and do his laundry while fighting people, shoving ninjas into dryers and choking them with his own dirty underwear. Also, it would be cool if at some point there was bullet-time dodging stuff, and at some point there could be a random transition to giant robot fighting. I'm not sure how to fit that in and maintain the "normal everyday reutine" theme, though.

Regardless of what happens, though, it will end with him going back to bed with the light on, but then asking a ninja who is ready to kill him, "Hey man, turn out the light. I'll cya in the morning!" as though it's completely normal.

It would be the most action-packed movie ever. People say only Jackie Chan could play the part, though. Seriously, getting dressed, doing your job, and cleaning your clothes while fighting? Nobody else can pull that off.

God, if you wanted to see a movie like this just watch the Xiao Xiao series repeatedly!

[GuidoHunter]

EB, that sounds like an awesome movie that I'd gladly pay to see.

Mindfields: Maybe I like the idea because I repeatedly watch the XiaoXiao movies.

My movie would probably just be live action versions of my stories (see the website). There's so much I can do with words, but the images would be even more powerful.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Mindfields]

Hmm, makes sense, I guess actual people kicking the crap out of stick figures would be cool...of course stick figures are much more flexible and would kick his/her ass...

[jewpinthethird]

A movie about people watching a movie at a movie theater. It would consist of a few short stories of the various people's lives. The underlining idea would be that movies are made to entertain, and that is the reason people go to movies, to escape from their lives, if only for a few hours.

[Anticrombie0909]

I would make an action movie that was nothing more than an action movie. No plot, no arch nemesis, just action. People who watch action movies watch them for the action, so my film wouldn't be watered down with plotlines and character development. It would follow one man through one day in his action-packed life.

You're too late. They already did that. That movie...is Starship Troopers.

[Squeek]

MAN I love that movie. I still haven't seen the sequel due to the fact that I didn't know one existed.

Here's what I would make.

A collection of short films that had the "secret endings" to all the anime that decided not to end and piss me off.

~Squeek

[Afrobean]

Spiderman+Alien Symbiote

Sorry, but no one can beat black Spidey and Venom. By the way, this will likely be Spider-man 4, as 3 will be the return of Green Goblin.

@eb: The giant fighting robot sequence is a MUST if this movie were to be done. You can't have a movie like that, and make a joke out of it, without giant fighting robots.

[emccky]

NoA vs. SK CPL Winter 2002 Championship. Best movie ever. And it's only like 5 minutes long XD

[Varia]

This couldn't be a movie, but it could definitely be a short.

Something like Nima vs. Reach. They are sitting next to each other at different computers playing SM, trying to beat each other. Then whenever they get a perfect, they start insulting the other person. Insulting them for reals. And at the end, you see Nima looking at his scores saying something like, "YES! YES! DO YOU SEE THAT SHIT?? FuCKING YES! HELL YES! OH MY GOD!". And then Reach is having sex with like 20 Asian girls, and he says like "Fuck you Nima, I got the real AAA 8)".

[User6773]

A group of people who wander the country, changing aliases left and right, and nonviolently robbing fast food joints and the like to give money to humanitarian efforts, the poor, and other charities.

Think Robin Hood meets Clerks meets Ocean's Eleven.