What the hell hahahaha

[tsutter]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html

..........

[Brainmaster07]

"Most people who are mean, liberal, nasty, lonely, unsaved losers in real life choose to play the Horde (an evil race of characters in the World of Warcraft) and people and guilds who are conservative, Republican and pretty much easier to win to Jesus Christ with are found in the Alliance. That's why the real True Christians™ pick the Horde to play as characters and start their guilds in Horde territory because they like the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, lava-soaked, environment. Sometimes you have to pester people for weeks before they listen to you. I followed some stupid gnome around for 8-hours until he finally told me that he would accept Jesus as his Personal Savior if I would just promise not to contact him anymore. Now that rocks!"

:O

[sleeplessdragn]

how come they dont include that the undead priest has the ability to pvp "slay" a human priest?

</sarcasm>

[deposition]

ROFL LMAO

[deposition]

"I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives."

Edit: I think this site is a joke

[Omeganitros]

Religious fiascos make me giggle on it inside. This one in particular is only second to the Chick Tracts.

As djshox would say, GTO. But GTT, instead.

[deposition]

Yeah read some more of the pages. It's a joke...

[Squeek]

Definitely a joke site.

But, these images RULE!





I rofled.

~Squeek

[deposition]

Ha yeah, their forums are pretty funny too.

edit: rofl there are a few people that aren't in on it in the forums. I'ts pretty damn funny.

ex.

pwnd

[Tank101]

I believed it until I saw the ss Deposition posted.

Hilarious.

[deposition]

and the reply
rofl roflroflrofrolfolrf

this stuff it toooooooooooo funny holy shit

[Arch0wl-R2]

I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW PLAYING SPORTS DETERMINES WHO YOU ARE.

Most people I know who are into sports, aren't that fun to hang out with. (and by "into" sports I mean play sports regularly and not just occasionally/rarely, because even I do the latter)

[jazzmosis]

That guy is obviously a lunatic.

[zajac]

I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives.

OMFG SNAP!

Christian gamers are also excited that they are able to live out their faith in the same way the early True Christians™ did, before their religion was sissified by liberalism, science, and political correctness. "It is such a rush to kill other players who refuse to accept Jesus Christ as Lord," says one gamer. "I feel like I can really practice my faith the way God intended it. It is like I'm fighting alongside Christians of old, instead of the pansies and sissies from my Sunday school class."

Wow... That aint right...

Landover Baptist Pastors originally expressed some concern over the game because it looked like it promoted occult activity.

NO! REALLY!? ~shakes head with thumb and index finger on bridge of nose~

[Moogy]

Um. Anyone that didn't know that site is satire needs to browse the internet more. Seriously.