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  • Wayfaerer_
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2004
    • 144

    #16
    Christian gamers are also excited that they are able to live out their faith in the same way the early True Christians™ did, before their religion was sissified by liberalism, science, and political correctness. "It is such a rush to kill other players who refuse to accept Jesus Christ as Lord," says one gamer. "I feel like I can really practice my faith the way God intended it. It is like I'm fighting alongside Christians of old, instead of the pansies and sissies from my Sunday school class."

    Young Billy explains that it is very simple to announce the message of God's love across the World of Warcraft game channels. "I have a hot-key macro that broadcasts, Jesus Loves You! Please Love Him Back or He Will Burn You in Hell! PM Me if you want to learn more! across four channels. I do it right when I log in. I usually get PM'd (Private Messaged) by a few characters who I then add to my buddy list. I follow them around the game, across snow-capped mountains, and blasted wastelands until they accept Christ or persecute me so much that I have to report them to the server administrators for making fun of my religion. I think I've been responsible for getting over thirty accounts suspended for bigotry directed at me because of my faith."
    I cracked up at this point.

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    • psychic25
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2003
      • 367

      #17
      Originally posted by User Agreement
      By reading this, you hereby agree to grant Landover an unrestricted and permanent ownership and right to any material on any computer you own or operate, and any computers connected to any networks you may have access to, legally or illegally. This agreement is irrevokable.
      WTF

      Originally posted by More of the User Agreement
      By simply having read at least ONE WORD of these terms of service I have already agreed to all them whether or not I register. I agree never to reveal a word of this secret TOS under penalty of immediate damnation. If damnation is not part of my belief system, I agree to convert to a belief system involving damnation.
      Oh oops hahaha

      ETERNAL DAMNATION

      Oh and since my Jewish friend (Snapps) is joining he gets ETERNAL DAMNATION too.

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      • Snapps
        NO DOUBT GET LOUD
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Sep 2003
        • 5650

        #18
        Oh woopsies.

        I pressed the I agree button.

        I joined.

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        • Moogy
          嗚呼
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Aug 2003
          • 10303

          #19
          Okay, that's great... ignore my post...
          Plz visit my blog

          ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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          • Mindfields
            Banned
            • Dec 2004
            • 1566

            #20
            I would like to join too, but those Terms and crap are crap.

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            • hydrojakep
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2003
              • 2293

              #21
              The page you're looking for can't be found or no longer exists. Please reference our directory for other options.

              protection from pesky penises!



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              • psychic25
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2003
                • 367

                #22
                @ Moogy: Sure, I agree that the site is probably satire (WWJD PANTIES??? HAHAHA) but I don't think the users are. I highly doubt it. Unless EVERYONE who goes is doing satire.

                Originally posted by Someone on the forums
                Hello all you fine young men and woman of Landover yes my name may seem scary but it will do. i agree with so much of what you say here. like that woman should be beaten if the try to stand up to there much more godly male. i just wanted to say hi and hope to be welcomed with open hands to this fine fourm.
                And the rest goes on for pages and pages. The site itself may have started as satire, but I doubt it is now.

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                • lightdarkness
                  Summer!!
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 11308

                  #23

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                  • tnyhwk900
                    FFR Player
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • May 2003
                    • 4106

                    #24
                    As djshox would say, GTO.
                    HEY. WTF. I made that up.

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