I hate telemarketers.

[Tank101]

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I'd use No One Wins.

[ananana]

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I feel kind of bad being mean to them though.

They're just doing their job. Trying to support themself and maybe a family.
Atleast politely let them they you're not interested.

Now...if they get pushy..THEN you may be rude.

[M-A-C]

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Have you ever gotten one of those telemarketers that sound like Mr. T

When he said hello I got scared and hung up...

[cutesaru18]

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I had one call my dorm at about 11 at night a couple of months ago. >.<

Then I had another that was offering some sort of application but was so insistant on getting some info that I didn't want to give that I hung up on her.

[Squeek]

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My super-awesome and ultimately genius 11th grade English teacher told me something once.

He said to always hear them out with an open mind before you hang up on them.

After listening to one for 30 seconds, he figured out it was someone from his cellphone provider offering a better service plan than he presently had for much less and took it. No extra charge, saved 50 bucks a month.

Of course, I don't answer the phone at my house. I DO, however, get calls at work. When that happens, I get some real fun.

"This is a craft store. We have absolutely no use for whatever you're selling. Have a nice day."

~Squeek

[Musical_Master]

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One time they asked me if they could talk to the lady of the house. I said hold on a second and then blasted Waka Laka into the phone. Then I hung up.

lol @ flipy

[Anticrombie0909]

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You should be awake by 2:00, you silly boy. And with a pure mind.

*fixed

[V_Valentine]

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I talk quieter and quieter for about 30 seconds then yell "IMMA KIX YOUR A" and hang up. I've done that ever since I saw that picture on the funny picture thread on arch0wl.com.

[JurseyRider734]

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For some reason i'm never really RUDE to them. I don't know if its because I can't do anything rude like that without starting to hysterically laugh, or if they might like...tell on me or something.

[hydrojakep]

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I usually just put the phone down until they hang up.

Or pretend to be my parents.
That's always fun.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

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I should put some soundboards in my favorites so I can do that if they ever call

[CypherToorima]

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Have you ever gotten one of those telemarketers that sound like Mr. T

When he said hello I got scared and hung up...

I laughed. I thought like
"IPITYTHEFOOl!"
"Ah!" (drops the phone and runs off)

[staroceanfreakx]

To ward off telemarketers, I simply answer in Russian, then when they speak English I pretend I can barely speak it and try to sell THEM something. I usually make it up on the spot so it makes for a funny conversation.

[Tasuke]

I'm gonna try to get them off topic
and start talking about the weather
or something and then they'll all be,
"You are so kind everyone else just hangs up on us."
then I will say
" This ain't no different. Tool!" An then hang up.

[jewpinthethird]

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Some bitch called me at 9:45 this morning and woke me up...

"That's only in the mornin'. You 'posed to be up cooking breakfast for somebody and so... That's like an alarm clock! WOOO WOOO!!!"

My cousin is a telemarketer.