I hate telemarketers.

[banditcom]

Some bitch called me at 9:45 this morning and woke me up...

...during a dream I was having where a very hot woman was stripping for me.

Grrr... fucking bitch.


What are your experiences with telemarketers?

[UWSTopGun]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

Always speaking French and never try english.

[Tasselfoot]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

most of us have the pleasure of people not speaking french robby.

and, as i only have a cellphone, i don't get telemarketers anymore. when i lived at home, i had alot of Police Chiefs Assoc wanting my used cars... i told them varying things from "i thought cops were above the skidmark of society that is telemarketing. also, don't you guys impound tons of cars?" to "arrest me for it." i think they stopped calling after that one.

most of the time with random ones, i'd let them go through their entire monologue, then tell them to f-ck off and hang up.

[LollipopLustKill]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

Heh, my older brother is 15k in debt, so we seriously get around 12 calls a day from Lawyers =/

[lightdarkness]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

I sound really interested

I tell them I'm gonna buy

Then after 20 minutes "I'm sorry, none of my parents are home. They are dead. Bye!"

[Tank101]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

These people who say they are from the army keep calling and asking my sister to join. Well one day they called and I said, "Listen, you've called here lots of times before, she doesn't want to be in the army." So I hung up. They called back about 5 seconds later and said, "Excuse me, did you just hang up on a U.S. army official?" I stood there in awe for about 10 seconds, them told them to stop calling or I'd call the police, after that they never called back, so it's safe to assume they weren't really army people

[ananana]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

You should be awake by 9:00, you silly boy. And with a pure mind.

My dad always says "hold on," flushes the toilet and then says "Excuse me, go on".

Now we are on the "No Call list" and we also have caller ID. Don't have much trouble with telemarketers anymore.

We used to get a lot of scams. Stuff for supporting poor kids or something. We'd ask them to send us more information through mail and they'd hang up.

[Freak83]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

They say "Hello, how are you today" and I hang up.

Of course I end up hanging up on a lot more people than telemarketers like this.

[flypie743]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

One time they asked me if they could talk to the lady of the house. I said hold on a second and then blasted Waka Laka into the phone. Then I hung up.

[babybenji2004]

RE: I hate telemarketers.

I say i'm getting my mom and leave the phone off the hook for about 10 minutes

[leetr0x0rz]

Re: RE: I hate telemarketers.

They say "Hello, how are you today" and I hang up.

Of course I end up hanging up on a lot more people than telemarketers like this.

WIN.

[UWSTopGun]

RE: Re: RE: I hate telemarketers.

most of us have the pleasure of people not speaking french robby

I would like them to know english so I can tell them off easier, durrr?

[HansSky]

RE: Re: RE: I hate telemarketers.

I try not to be rude to them...because could you imagine what it's like on the other side of the phone? They earn their paycheck by getting hung up on all day. Getting screamed at, 'dissed', and in the end...just getting completely owned by almost every caller.

So, I try to be nice and leave being a jerk to other people.

[Wayfaerer_]

RE: Re: RE: I hate telemarketers.

I use internet soundboards.

[tnyhwk900]

RE: Re: RE: I hate telemarketers.

I never pick up a number I don't know on caller ID, I just leave it to my parents.

If I ever do though, I'll probably do what Flypie did. Except with Dignity. =D