The Pokemon Thread

[evilbutterfly]

yeah let's make a new thread devoted to thinking back into the times of when we had pokemon. lol

heh, why not?

but anyways, like i was saying before, Snorlax owns all. he can put your opponent's pokemon to sleep so that they constantly are switching them out for an awakened one, and when they are all asleep he can just use dream eater and get an instant kill. also, he has no elemental weaknesses and his defense and HP are huge, so he can take a beating while he puts other pokemon to sleep.

but my favorite thing ever is when some newb comes along thinking that Pikachu can beat anything, just like in the TV show. "Pffff, your Venasaur is nothing compared to my level 100 Pikachu! Yeah, that's right, I didn't let him evolve to Richu, just like Ash did in the cartoon. So now he knows all the quick moves and can out manuever your guys, just like Ash and Pikachu did in the show. I'd totally beat you in a battle!"

5 minutes later

"Pikachu, I choose you!"
"You know, you don't have to say that..."
"But I like to because that's what they do in the show!"
"Hmmmm, I think I oughta use this one..."
"A Snorlax!? HAHAHA! You IDIOT! In the show that Snorlax was totally dumb. He just sat there all day. What are you gonna do, bore me to death!? HAHAHAHA! Wait...WTF?! Pikachu lost 253876 hp!? OH NOES!"

that's what i would call "ownage," and yes, something similar has happened to me. i once fought a kid who thought the legendary birds were the shizznit, and had nothing but them. man, they may be good in the show, but they suck in the game, especially compared to my lineup.

[User6773]

My favorite Pokemon is the one that accidentally gave all those kids seizures.

[ImEric12]

Porygon <3

[Musical_Master]

ODDISH <3

[Moogy]

escay why you eaten

three big pints of moon

[Kefit]

Jigglypuff >> all

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Talk to the hand.

[Tantric]

Squirtle=owns

[evilbutterfly]

Jigglypuff >> all

i can still hear the Jigglypuff song, and i can see them waving their lil fingers around. haha, moon pokemon are weird

[Spazzbite]

Swirleypoo is the best Pokemon ever. No competition.

[jewpinthethird]

Kadabra/Alakazam were my two favorite.

[evilbutterfly]

i remember the one episode where Ash bends the spoon and is like "haha, matter over mind!!" it was about then that i realized how retarded the whole deal was.

[AceOfSpades13]

The thing that annoys me the most is those retarded bad guys, i cant remember what they were called, in every episode they tried to catch the pikachu, and in the end they always ended up blasting off at an improbable distance and then they didnt die because they came back for more every time.

[evilbutterfly]

Team Rocket, or something like that. i used to know the lil rhyme they said to introduce themselves, but i forget. and they had the lil Meowth (??) that talked.

in other news: since when do i have more than 1000 posts!?

[jewpinthethird]

Since you reached 1001 posts.

Pokemon show: Meh. Pokemon Gameboy Games: BEST EVER.