Your First Date

[Privateer]

And you look like one. Oh wait...

[xObserveRx]

Yeah, that sounded bad. And no jamie, Dana is just like you, she'd never do the internet thing. No offense Qualy.

[qualy]

None taken. I don't expect many girls to be too hyped up about me. ;p

[Sinjin]

We go to the movies. HER DAD FUCKING COMES WITH US WHAT THE HELL?! Anyway. So we think we can get away with fingering her by using super secret stealth techniques but that didn't work and her dad found out and about a month later she broke up with me topless having her ex boyfriend fondle her breasts beforehand with the both of them drunk and her dad knowing about it the entire time. OH WELL.

lol man im serious hey ya can i get your digits hmm jam?

Wow.

I need a new sig, but...wow, I just can't decide. Guys, help me out here.

[xObserveRx]

I meant it's nothing against you Qualy, its just she wouldn't date anyone from the internet.

[Omeganitros]

Go for the second one, Sinjin. Arch's wouldnt fit anyways, cuz there's some retarded 255 character limit or something.

[Laharl]

sigh*

You're retarded.

I'm not like that, I don't even have a boyfriend right now.

You honestly haven't figure out my sense of humor yet?

And just because it's a new excuse to rant, and I'm in a ranting mood tonight, you're lucky to ever have someone give you even a hidden compliment, let alone all the thousands of "OMG UR SO HAWT"s that you have undoubtedly recieved in PMs. Lots of people NEVER have other people EVER say anything kind to them, EVER.

[evilbutterfly]

compliments are always good. i make it a point to compliment just about every girl i talk to. i figure it's bound to pay off one of these days. hell, i even compliment Jamie and she lives on the other side of the world and is completely opposite me in likes and dislikes. oh whatever, might as well

[NeoDarkHeart]

only if you're a denderphiliac. dendrophiliac? i dunno. whichever it is, that's the treefucker, so just insert that word into the joke for it to make some kind of sense.

[Omeganitros]

...What?

[dark_1203]

plus jamie i was just playing around (but damn i didn't mean to start all this crap)

[dark_1203]

[quote="xObserveRx"]qualy, don't worry, you'll end up with the best looking and smartest girlfriend of all of us.

Yeah, and then you woke up, to never have that happen to you.

yea uh huh belive what u want to belive kid

[NeoDarkHeart]

rofl... i read the third page and replied to whoever's comment that trees were sexy.

[altairian]

my first date.... lets see... it was going to see "Never Been Kissed" (I let her pick ). It was pretty boring really (the date, and the movie ), we watched the movie, talked for a little bit after, then her mom took her home -_-
yay for early teen romance huh?

[xObserveRx]

yea uh huh belive what u want to belive kid

KID? I'm all MAN here dude!