Your First Date

[NeoDarkHeart]

FIRST date? meh, k.

first time i met up with my internet gf... she lived in NC, i live in VA. this was about a year ago. drove 9 hours in heavyass traffic, and her 'n her mom came and picked me up from the hotel me 'n my mom were staying at for the night.

went back to her place, hung out, watched part of a movie, kissed four times (i remember, because they were my first four), and her mom dropped me off back at the hotel.

this happened over the course of just an hour.

next day, i rode home for another 9 hours.

we've been on two more since then, and i'm proud to say i HAVE gotten lucky =D

[jewpinthethird]

Met the lady at the outdoor mall, saw Lost in Translation, went to Borders, went home, broke my wooden samurai sword, cried myself to sleep (not really, but it is funnier that way).

Then I got sick for a week.

Then I went to IHOP for dinner (with the same lady), then she stopped liking me, and I have been dateless and pathetic ever since then. Girls are stupid and have cooties anyways.

[Jam930]

I honestly don't remember my first date.

Probably because I'm stupid and have cooties.
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[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

I've had a girlfriend, but does not talking to her equal a date?

[Sinjin]

Girls are stupid and have cooties anyways.

He keeps saying that, but he turned me down for a date like five times. Asshole.

Probably because I'm stupid and have cooties.

Yes you are and yes you do.

[jewpinthethird]

I honestly don't remember my first date.

Probably because I'm stupid and have cooties.
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Oh man, I am sure glad I got my cootie shots this week.

[MiraiGurl]

Mine was just hanging out at a school dance. Not much else.

[xObserveRx]

I honestly don't remember my first date.

He's killed himself probably. And that's good advertisement, make anyone who dates you feel REAL special..... :P

btw, i'm only joking jamie, no need to get bitter, god knows we argue enough.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

You really need to shut up.

[Varia]

I just hang out with older girls that aren't interested in teenagers.

They're adults, but not like, you know, ADULTS. College girls actually O:

[Arch0wl]

All my friends are older than me except like two or three. I have a lot of friends in their 20s. Anyway.

My first date....

We go to the movies. HER DAD FUCKING COMES WITH US WHAT THE HELL?! Anyway. So we think we can get away with fingering her by using super secret stealth techniques but that didn't work and her dad found out and about a month later she broke up with me topless having her ex boyfriend fondle her breasts beforehand with the both of them drunk and her dad knowing about it the entire time. OH WELL.

[NeoDarkHeart]

rofl...

i'm glad i have better luck than you, man.

[Laharl]

I honestly don't remember my first date.

Probably because I've been on so many, what with every guy on earth hitting on me.
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I saw the hidden message and fixed the quote accordingly.

[Privateer]

That made me spit my milk out. That's twice tonight that something I've read on FFR has made me do that.

[dark_1203]

children children children... see u gotta take it from the real man here this is how it all started....

i was hanging out with my friends by the pool you know just talking back an forth about people an all that then this one chick came up and damn was she fine im seriously you guys would all faint if u saw her anyways i was talkin to my friends about her and telling them to check her out and they where all like damn man im going to get with her so i was like alright man whatever do what u want so i just got up and went over to the swings by the pool and sat down next thing i notice that girl was all up on me i was like good lord woman can u get any closer she giggled and all that so we got aquanted with each other...

after the next couple of days every single time i went outside it seemed like she was waiting for me i was like "hmm where you waiting long?" lol well anyways she kept on following me doing things with me an all that so yea i was like hey you wanna go check a movie sometime like say tonight she was all like "with u anytime!" (lol jp) anyways she was like alright ill try so we did after the movie was done we headed to her house and sence her parents dont come home until like what 4am in the morning and she was all like why dont u spend the night.. i was like "yea why not "

yea see thats how the real man gets a lady... by shear accadent