Health Advice

[evilbutterfly]

If, when you use the bathroom, your urine is a shade or orange, or if it is not transparent at all, you are not drinking enough water. And no, just because soda is a liquid does not mean it counts as drinking water. Water is the only fluid that counts as water, you moron. Now go, drink water until your urine comes out fairly clear. There, isn't that better?

This has been a public service announcement by evilbutterfly

[Jam930]

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[CalibreneGuru]

Good advice. I hate soda/coke/pop.

[User6773]

I really wish I could delete this.

[CalibreneGuru]

Why? It actually might help someone, and it's health advice. Just because it talks of things that go on in the bathroom that doesn't mean it's unlegit.

[lightdarkness]

I wish i could delete this as well char, but it doesnt really violate any rules.

But yeah, water owns

[CalibreneGuru]

I still don't see why you want to delete it.

[evilbutterfly]

If you often find dogs sniffing areas of you other than your private parts, you may want to consider bathing. Regular showers and/or baths are good for one's health, and should be considered a must, not a chore. When a dog would rather sniff you than it's own anus, you know you have gone too long without using soap. And no, washing your hands will not improve your overall hygiene as it does in The Sims. Life is not The Sims.

[Afrobean]

But yeah, water owns

hehehe... ld just spelled "pwn" with an o...

I like water and all but it just doesn't have the taste of soda. In fact, it has no taste. HOKAY, now go out and buy me a couple of crates of orange soda, for it is the divine ambrosia!

I don't care if it's bad for me; it tastes so damn good.

[jewpinthethird]

If your urine is orange or cloudy it means you have too much protein in your diet.

[Snapps]

If your coughing after you smoke, that is a sign of having stuff in your lungs, aka, black goo.

[Jam930]

If you have a fever, you're probably sick.

[evilbutterfly]

and water can help thin that out. water never hurts...ever (EDIT: i stand corrected. well, actually, i'm sitting, but still)

Swatting at bees is never a good idea. Most bees will leave you alone as long as you ignore them. When you see a fat bumblebee flying towards you, do not freak out, do not swat it, do not run away. Just calmly walk by and ignore it. Unless it is some crazy killer African bee, it will leave you alone.

[Jam930]

Actually water can down you. And if you drink too much water, you will drown internally.

The symptoms of hyponatraemic encephalopathy are similar to those of dehydration, including nausea, vomiting, and confusion. Therefore, people with symptoms may think that they need to drink still more, but further water consumption can lead to seizures, delirium, coma and death

more

http://www.hhp.ufl.edu/keepingfit/ARTICLE/toomuchwater.htm

[psychic25]

whoa that's kinda weird and freaky
interesting though- so you CAN die from drinking water

wow orange pee or seizures, what a choice