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  • xVaLoRx
    MYFUCKINGSOUND
    • Nov 2009
    • 1427
    #16
    Re: puns

    Originally posted by choof
    i'm shitting myself on the golden gate right now

    guess you could say i have the bridgeport runs
    stepmania

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      • TheSaxRunner05
        The Doctor
        • Apr 2006
        • 6144
        #17
        Re: puns

        Originally posted by PaperclipGames
        The puns are the worst, bmah must be disappoited.
        Nope, German puns are the Würst!


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          • devonin
            Very Grave Indeed
            Event Staff
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Apr 2004
            • 10120
            #18
            Re: puns

            How many Gothenburgers live in Canada?

            åtta, va?
            Last edited by devonin; 01-1-2014, 09:21 PM.

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              • bmah
                shots FIRED
                Profile Moderator
                FFR Simfile Author
                Global Moderator
                • Oct 2003
                • 8448
                #19
                Re: puns

                I found a few pun messages in the new years poppers that I broke open last night.

                Q) Why do oysters never give to charity?
                A) Because they are shellfish.

                Q) Why did the tomato blush?
                A) Because it saw the salad dressing.

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                  • Charu
                    Snivy! Dohoho!
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 6161
                    #20
                    Re: puns

                    bmah, oh no bmah, you don't understand! No... no bmah!


                    Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                    Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                    Had a very shiny nose
                    And if you ever saw it
                    You could even say it glows

                    All of the other Snivies
                    Used to laugh and call him names
                    They never let poor Charu
                    Join in any Snivy games

                    (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                    Originally posted by Vendetta21
                    All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                      • popsicle_3000
                        Legendary Noob
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 4641
                        #21
                        Re: puns

                        no need to italicize folks...

                        Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                        39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
                        Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                        one way to stream them all
                        Originally posted by Xiz
                        Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                        But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                        Originally posted by thesunfan
                        replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
                        Originally posted by reuben_tate
                        Title: Popsicle Three

                        Thousand the farthest
                        He's gone in an official
                        Whoop hip hip hooray!
                        Originally posted by U.N. Owen
                        kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

                        @popsicle_3000:
                        Danger incoming
                        The popsicles are melting
                        Three thousand of them
                        Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                        you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

                        dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
                        friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
                        dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
                        friend: hey bro can i tell you something
                        dynam0 yeah man whats up?
                        friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
                        dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
                        friend: thanks man
                        dynam0: no problem man
                        Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                        pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
                        Originally posted by Xiz
                        Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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