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  • choof
    Banned
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Nov 2013
    • 8563

    #1

    puns

    i'm shitting myself on the golden gate right now

    guess you could say i have the bridgeport runs
  • Fission
    no
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2004
    • 1850

    #2
    Re: puns

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    • devonin
      Very Grave Indeed
      Event Staff
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Apr 2004
      • 10120

      #3
      Re: puns

      Better Nate than lever.

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      • GammaBlaster
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2011
        • 1317

        #4
        Re: puns

        You should try the Earth bar if the space isn't suited for you.
        Your hard bag gives me a hard-on.
        It's chowdah this world.
        I'm peanut butter and jealous.
        If your mouse doesn't work, you might as well go to the pet store.

        all these puns were stolen
        https://soundcloud.com/aquellex/crystal-chamber-combustion

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        • PaperclipGames
          Mrow~
          • May 2008
          • 648

          #5
          Re: puns

          The puns are the worst, bmah must be disappoited.
          948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
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          • AlexDest
            good hot
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2007
            • 5309

            #6
            Re: puns

            Originally posted by devonin
            Better Nate than lever.
            you had to go there didn't you

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            • devonin
              Very Grave Indeed
              Event Staff
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Apr 2004
              • 10120

              #7
              Re: puns

              Originally posted by AlexDest
              you had to go there didn't you
              Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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              • JohnRedWolf87
                Backlogger of Hobbies
                • Dec 2007
                • 968

                #8
                Re: puns

                I'd go see the speech therapist about my stuttering, but he's too FFR.

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                • Charu
                  Snivy! Dohoho!
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 6161

                  #9
                  Re: puns

                  Uuuuuugggggggh

                  You can tune a piano, but CAN'T TUNA
                  FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH


                  Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                  Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                  Had a very shiny nose
                  And if you ever saw it
                  You could even say it glows

                  All of the other Snivies
                  Used to laugh and call him names
                  They never let poor Charu
                  Join in any Snivy games

                  (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                  Originally posted by Vendetta21
                  All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                  • devonin
                    Very Grave Indeed
                    Event Staff
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 10120

                    #10
                    Re: puns

                    "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." ?

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                    • .Layne.
                      ~~
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 711

                      #11
                      Re: puns

                      snupuns


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                      • Coolboyrulez0
                        VICES
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 10042

                        #12
                        Re: puns

                        Originally posted by devonin
                        "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." ?
                        https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
                        https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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                        • SC_coolguy44
                          Harmonoize
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 1041

                          #13
                          Re: puns

                          I have an inside joke to tell, but I can't because I'm outside.

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                          • SpoOkyMagician
                            Forum User
                            • May 2004
                            • 378

                            #14
                            Re: puns

                            I love puns.

                            Originally posted by GammaBlaster
                            If your mouse doesn't work, you might as well go to the pet store.
                            LOL, that's actually pretty good. ^_^

                            So, I came up with one a while back for Super Metroid that I found hilarious;

                            "The first time I got grapple beam, I could not grasp how to use it."

                            ~ SpoOkyMagician

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                            • Riotpolice
                              "Reach For The Stars"
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 1921

                              #15
                              Re: puns

                              "I was going to tell you guys a joke about a pencil, but there's no point to it."

                              ps: Good thread to start out 2014 lmao


                              A pun when you get a BF:

                              "Boy, I am so good at this game."

                              A pun when you get 2 goods:

                              "To be perfectly honest, I'm just two good for you guys."
                              Last edited by Riotpolice; 01-1-2014, 04:50 PM.
                              Originally posted by hi19hi19
                              Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

                              Originally posted by m0de
                              im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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