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  • Arntonach
    Owlbears Rock!
    • Mar 2012
    • 2494

    #106
    Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

    Technically a 'first world' country is either America or one of it's allies., so technically any problem any American has is 'first world'.

    I need a job.
    pack of hard stuffs

    pack of my stuffs

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    • Spenner
      Forum User
      • Nov 2006
      • 2403

      #107
      Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

      Originally posted by devonin
      Er...you realise abstain means to -not- do right? So they being undoable and unaccessible would be a good thing no?
      Of course. I'm saying that leaving it alone for a little bit would probably bring back some sensitivity. It's not always something I can do when in a relationship where sexual deeds are expected most nights. It wouldn't just be me abstaining.
      Last edited by Spenner; 12-12-2013, 09:05 PM.

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      • GuidoHunter
        is against custom titles
        • Oct 2003
        • 7371

        #108
        Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

        Originally posted by Spenner
        Of course. I'm saying that leaving it alone for a little bit would probably bring back some sensitivity. It's not always something I can do when in a relationship where sexual deeds are expected most nights. It wouldn't just be me abstaining.
        So your partner isn't willing to put it off on occasion so that you can regain some sensitivity and pleasure with the act?

        --Guido

        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
        Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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        • Spenner
          Forum User
          • Nov 2006
          • 2403

          #109
          Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

          Originally posted by GuidoHunter
          So your partner isn't willing to put it off on occasion so that you can regain some sensitivity and pleasure with the act?

          --Guido
          It's honestly not as dominant as it sounds. Long story short is that it's a long distance relationship and when I see her for a month or less after 4 months of not seeing her it's panic at the disco (or some other metaphor for you know what). Either way it's not a huge detriment to things.
          Last edited by Spenner; 12-12-2013, 09:21 PM.

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          • Arkuski
            FFR Veteran
            • Jul 2006
            • 1118

            #110
            Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

            I didn't know you were married Spenner congrats!

            Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
            i can appreciate a good looking woman when i see one and this one just happened to be my mom

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            • Spenner
              Forum User
              • Nov 2006
              • 2403

              #111
              Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

              Thanks but you're like a year or two in advance but thanks for real!!!

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              • korny
                It's Saint Pepsi bitch
                • May 2004
                • 4385

                #112
                Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                I have sex with various partners at least once a day, even still I feel at my age that keratinization shouldn't be so much a problem, which is what i feel it is that I'm currently facing. I can't remember the last time I was able to finish without going far and beyond "the norm" of what most need to undergo to achieve their release. Having sex daily is common amongst partners who are more closely conjoined especially, so why I am facing these issues is beyond me. I haven't had to jack off since October. I'm going to try applying shea butter to see if that eases the issue. I'm desperate for any opportunity other than the sea cucumber route.

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                • gold stinger
                  Signature Extraordinare~~
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                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 6428

                  #113
                  Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                  I just bought a computer for my brother for christmas

                  they forgot to include the keyboard in the box for the computer
                  Originally posted by YoshL
                  butts.



                  - Tosh 2014






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                  • choof
                    Banned
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 8563

                    #114
                    Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                    Originally posted by korny
                    I have sex with various partners at least once a day, even still I feel at my age that keratinization shouldn't be so much a problem, which is what i feel it is that I'm currently facing. I can't remember the last time I was able to finish without going far and beyond "the norm" of what most need to undergo to achieve their release. Having sex daily is common amongst partners who are more closely conjoined especially, so why I am facing these issues is beyond me. I haven't had to jack off since October. I'm going to try applying shea butter to see if that eases the issue. I'm desperate for any opportunity other than the sea cucumber route.
                    u wot

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                    • korny
                      It's Saint Pepsi bitch
                      • May 2004
                      • 4385

                      #115
                      Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                      Uh, and if you don't know, one day you'll know, *****, uh

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                      • Mollocephalus
                        Custom User Title
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 2608

                        #116
                        Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                        Did circumcision do this to you?

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                        • JurseyRider734
                          lil j the bad b-word
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 7506

                          #117
                          Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                          i just went to a midnight premiere of a movie and when i got home it was 2 hours later than the time i would normally take ambien. as a result of this, it's almost 5am and i'm still wide awake.... FML
                          Originally posted by Arch0wl
                          I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                          Originally posted by Afrobean
                          Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                          the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                          Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                          • robertsona
                            missa in h-moll
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 3997

                            #118
                            Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                            bored

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                            • Pseudo Enigma
                              ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 2290

                              #119
                              Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                              went to see the 2nd hobbit movie last night but some bitches behind me were talking through the movie

                              shoulda fucking knife'd them right then and there, mother of fuck. #1stworldpr0blrms

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                              • m0de
                                Marble Eater
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 1437

                                #120
                                Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                Originally posted by choof
                                u wot

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