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  • clasko1000
    Ima Twans
    • Aug 2006
    • 633
    #91
    Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

    Im 22 and can't decide if i should live at home or move into my parents basement.
    It doesnt matter where you draw the line, everything leads to the same place... Over the line!

    Best AAA's | Slam the door(61) Scars Left By Time(62) What Lies Beyond The Mountains(62)

    Originally posted by emerald000
    I'll take some more free boosters please.
    Originally posted by choof
    please do the community a favor
    http://ffr.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ

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      • Litodude
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2006
        • 4548
        #92
        Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

        how about move the fuck out of the house
        Originally posted by t-rogdor
        i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

        dude
        out west?
        the fuck kinda location is west?
        am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


        Originally posted by lurker
        remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

        http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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          • korny
            It's Saint Pepsi bitch
            • May 2004
            • 4385
            #93
            Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

            I want to increase sensitivity to my dick through foreskin reconstruction because I can never cum when I have sex, but no girl wants to suck on an uncircumsised dick, and I don't blame em so I dunno what to do

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              • Arkuski
                FFR Veteran
                • Jul 2006
                • 1118
                #94
                Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                Originally posted by korny
                I want to increase sensitivity to my dick through foreskin reconstruction because I can never cum when I have sex, but no girl wants to suck on an uncircumsised dick, and I don't blame em so I dunno what to do
                How about you stop jerking it fifteen times a day

                Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                i can appreciate a good looking woman when i see one and this one just happened to be my mom

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                  • Pseudo Enigma
                    ごめんなさい　(/ω＼)
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 2290
                    #95
                    Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                    I can't be fucked to walk to the pharmacy to get my flu shot.

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                      • Toccy
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 49
                        #96
                        Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                        I just made cookies and then my mother accidentally put them in the refrigerator so I don't get to enjoy them warm.

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                          • drizzleRomanceGirl
                            It's okay to be yourself.
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 2963
                            #97
                            Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                            Originally posted by Toccy
                            I just made cookies and then my mother accidentally put them in the refrigerator so I don't get to enjoy them warm.
                            Why don't you heat them up for about forty seconds in the microwave?
                            hi

                            my discord username is drizzleRomanceGirl0706 in case anyone wants to message me

                            Division 5 2nd place

                            Originally posted by hosua
                            Oh, I thought it was just my internet this whole time.
                            Originally posted by rushyrulz
                            Also that triple post is almost as delicious as a hot, fresh, Domino's pizza.
                            Originally posted by aperson
                            can y'all take a break and kiss
                            (the first section of this chapter)

                            https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5125582...sokyo-no-Jinja

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                              • Arkuski
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 1118
                                #98
                                Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                Originally posted by drizzleRomanceGirl
                                Why don't you heat them up for about forty seconds in the microwave?
                                It's not the same

                                Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                                i can appreciate a good looking woman when i see one and this one just happened to be my mom

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                                  • choof
                                    Banned
                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                    • Nov 2013
                                    • 8563
                                    #99
                                    Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                    Originally posted by Arkuski
                                    How about you stop jerking it fifteen times a day
                                    pot kettle black

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                                      • Arkuski
                                        FFR Veteran
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 1118
                                        #100
                                        Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                        Originally posted by choof
                                        pot kettle black
                                        no

                                        Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                                        i can appreciate a good looking woman when i see one and this one just happened to be my mom

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                                          • benguino
                                            Kawaii Desu Ne?
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 4185
                                            #101
                                            Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                            Make more cookies.

                                            Also, I'm sad because there are so many good classes being offered next semester but I can't possibly take them all at once and since this is a small university, I'll probably have to wait a million years for those classes to be offered again
                                            AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino

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                                            Originally posted by Spenner
                                            (^)> peck peck says the heels
                                            Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                                            And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                                            Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                                            awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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                                              • Pseudo Enigma
                                                ごめんなさい　(/ω＼)
                                                • Aug 2012
                                                • 2290
                                                #102
                                                Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                                Originally posted by choof
                                                pot kettle black
                                                ^^

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                                                  • Mollocephalus
                                                    Custom User Title
                                                    • Jul 2009
                                                    • 2608
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                                    Originally posted by korny
                                                    no girl wants to suck on an uncircumsised dick
                                                    -? ?

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                                                      • Spenner
                                                        Forum User
                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                        • 2403
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                                        Originally posted by korny
                                                        because I can never cum when I have sex
                                                        I have this problem, and the only thing that changes it is abstaining from stimulation and aphrodisiacs. I would prefer a different solution because they are not always doable or accessible.

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                                                          • devonin
                                                            Very Grave Indeed
                                                            Event Staff
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                            • 10120
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: first world problems here get ur first world problems here

                                                            Er...you realise abstain means to -not- do right? So they being undoable and unaccessible would be a good thing no?

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