Re: Poke yellow
A fun way of giving you a team:
Starter is a pikachu right? Nope. You're gonna box that annoying prick and get yourself a Rattatata.
Everyone knows bugs are good in generation one right? Nope. This is why you will have a Butterfree. Bitches love Butterfrees.
Psychic type? Too broken, so no. You get none.
Charizard? Fuck no. Charizard is over hyped bull shit!
Real men use a Ferrow as their fly slave.
People wanna use Nidoking? Mr. Horndrill? NOPE. USE NIDOQUEEN.
Everyone hates Zubat? SURE. USE IT. No evolving it either. You have to be as annoying as you can be after all.
I suppose you now want something that is convenient and can learn surf... yer thinkin Gyrados? Nope! He sucks loads of balls, and for that reason: get yourself a Seadra.
A fun way of giving you a team:
Starter is a pikachu right? Nope. You're gonna box that annoying prick and get yourself a Rattatata.
Everyone knows bugs are good in generation one right? Nope. This is why you will have a Butterfree. Bitches love Butterfrees.
Psychic type? Too broken, so no. You get none.
Charizard? Fuck no. Charizard is over hyped bull shit!
Real men use a Ferrow as their fly slave.
People wanna use Nidoking? Mr. Horndrill? NOPE. USE NIDOQUEEN.
Everyone hates Zubat? SURE. USE IT. No evolving it either. You have to be as annoying as you can be after all.
I suppose you now want something that is convenient and can learn surf... yer thinkin Gyrados? Nope! He sucks loads of balls, and for that reason: get yourself a Seadra.









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