Today I decided to send a gift off to a friend, grabbed one of my favorite sandwiches from this sub shop on my base, and did a little cardio. How about you guys?
YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.
MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.
YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.
YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.
THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.
I had a dream last night I was on that UK show 'Golden Balls' and convinced the old woman who ended up being my partner at the end to split our jackpot of £140,000 (I told her if she picked 'steal', I'd kill every single person she ever loved lol I'm a horrible person in my dreams). This was a pretty vivid dream, so when I finally woke up without an additional £70k, I was pretty damn sad.
But I'm currently in the process of beasting through a box of blueberry Eggos and life isn't all that bad (inlov)
I had a dream last night I was on that UK show 'Golden Balls' and convinced the old woman who ended up being my partner at the end to split our jackpot of £140,000 (I told her if she picked 'steal', I'd kill every single person she ever loved lol I'm a horrible person in my dreams). This was a pretty vivid dream, so when I finally woke up without an additional £70k, I was pretty damn sad.
But I'm currently in the process of beasting through a box of blueberry Eggos and life isn't all that bad (inlov)
I woke up early and dismantled my bed, rearranged my room, and am currently waiting for them to arrive with my new bed. I'm stuck sitting on this wooden chair till it gets here, and my legs hurt from ice skating last night. Mostly because my niece fell in front of me and I fell jumping over her because I'm fucking awful on ice and don't know how to stop.
Also, the pizza I had for breakfast was just amazing, so it wasn't all bad
yesterday was sister's wedding. today she's with her husband in a cruise for 7 days. as for me, I'm just happy for her, and today p much everyone who went to the wedding yesterday are coming over my house today for a huge party (beer, food, etc.)
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