went to my friends bbq last night his wife pimped her friend out to me and i ended up hammered on the couch with her was legit got a ride home got stoned took a shower now im about to play dota again yolo bitch
Hungover as fuck. Went to an ugly sweater party, and ended up with some ridiculous sweater/robe thing.
They all convinced me to party with no pants on.
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