Funny Pick-Up Lines

[ssbmchamp]

At one point or another I'm sure we've all heard, made up, or even used some ridiculous yet funny pick-up lines. Share any funny ones that you know!

One that I heard that I thought was hilarious was:

Guy: "Hey are you a chicken farmer?"
Girl: "Umm no, why?"
Guy: "Oh just wondering because you're really good at raising a cock."

[korny]

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Hey there's something in your eye.. oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

[SKG_Scintill]

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*table flip*
Sup

or:
"Don't you hate pickup lines?"

[Coolboyrulez0]

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Only one has stood the test of time:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" as you move a cloth to his/her face.

[justin_ator]

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I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves~

[ssbmchamp]

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Guy: "If I told you my dick was 6 inches would you suck it?"

Girl: "Umm no!"

Guy: "Okay good because mines 8 inches." lol

[A2P]

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ey gurl u wanna 1v1

[I like it]

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ay gurl is dat a mirror in ur pocket cuz i see myself in dem jeans

[Trogdor!!!!]

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do you work at ups because i saw you checking out my package

[ssbmchamp]

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do you work at ups because i saw you checking out my package

Hahaha that's great!

[LongGone]

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http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=118588

[TheSaxRunner05]

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I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

From Yoshl in that thread - Girl, you complete me like a left arrow would complete M.A.M.A
Lmao

[eastsideman09]

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aye yo i noticed dat ass is pretty thick
thick like peanut buttuh
and i jiggle like jelly
how bout we go make us a sammich

-works better if you're pudgy and you jiggle your tummy

[25thhour]

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yo bitch. les fuk

[Evascythe]

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"did it hurt?"

did what hurt?

"when u fell from heaven"